TWO!! VIDEO!
Jun. 13th, 2020 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So I have a problem. I'm working at this place called Medieval Days Dinner Theatre but they keep complaining about stuff like "my courtly manners".
[ He's even in his costume now, with the tunic and sword and everything. It's clearly made for him, probably banking off the celebrity status of imPorts to get butts in the seats. ]
I'm supposed to keep acting like a knight even when I'm not doing fake sword fights, but I don't get it! None of the knights I've met acted like they want me to! I don't see the point of all these flowery phrases they tell me to say.
Then when a customer is being a huge jerk, I'm told off if I try to stop them! They say if I get in one more fight with a guest, they'll put me on dishes. Even though real knights aren't supposed to let people harass the weak!
Ugh. [ He's frustrated, that much is clear. ] What am I supposed to do?