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[hot_handed]

Good guys my ass.

[The face that comes into view glares into his screen, not bothering to hide his contempt. How it's possible to judge the network so early is a mystery, but somehow he's managed to.]

Good guys don't waste my time with shitty assignments and craptoos. What the fuck is an anger management facility?! It's better off bein' recycled into fireworks-

[His free hand, cupping his chin, twitches, tense and restless. Blowing up his newly assigned workplace would certainly help soothe his anger, but it's probably illegal. Shame. As disgruntled as the teen appears, Katsuki didn't come on the network to complain. He scoffs, takes a breath, and:]

OKAY, LISTEN UP!!!

I'm looking for anyone from UA- hell, anyone from our rival schools. People with quirks. Whatever. If you don't know what I mean, answer this:

How do I make some real money in this shithole? Enough money to start my own agency.

Don't waste my time telling me you don't got any answers, or I'll kill ya.

[He slams his hand down on the table. And if he accidentally singes the table, well. It was an ugly table to begin with.]

Comments

[anthropophagite]

Killing is illegal, and you will be thrown in jail if you do it. And if you do it, you are the bad guy - in fact, the good guys will be the ones coming to stop you. That's how it works here! [ why is this so difficult to get? ]

[hot_handed]

[Katsuki just GROANS loudly and mumbles something into his hand.]

[anthropophagite]

[ and kaneki will gesture at the camera as if to say "Do you realize how this whole thing sounds right now" because SERIOUSLY ]

[hot_handed]

I'm only gonna say this once. I ain't actually physically, literally, killin' anyone, okay?!

Unless you piss me off.

[anthropophagite]

[ this KID!! ]

You should have said that the moment someone asks about that!!! [ because kaneki DID ask, and he still spoke like he meant what he meant ] Specially in this place...!

[hot_handed]

I ain't saying shit unless I feel like it!!! [He's. Stubborn. But his eyes do narrow warily.] Why? They gonna try to arrest me? You work for them?

[anthropophagite]

What?-no. I'm not a hero. [ that's the last thing he will ever be ] But people do die here. People are killed. And some imPorts and metahumans do harm others with their powers.

So having a new arrival claiming they want to murder someone, naturally is going to rise red flags. [ of course. No one should just joke about this ] And there are imPorts trying to keep everyone safe, and they take that seriously, too.

[hot_handed]

So basically it's nothing I'm not already used to.

I'm a hero too. If you're not one, don't tell me how to talk. Actually, don't tell me how to talk either way.

[anthropophagite]

[ kaneki makes a face. This person really is a brat, isn't he? But he ends up sighing and decides it's better to just let it go ]

Alright. Since you have everything figured out-

good luck with everything.

[hot_handed]

I don't need luck!!!

[anthropophagite]

Right. [ you are so tiring.........]