URGENT BULLETIN.

[mmnpcs]

[ The following is secured to the network at 9 PM, via an ID that has not been present on it yet, a simple non-interactive bulletin. It will not be responded to, although imPorts are free to engage in discussion amongst themselves. ]

ATTENTION IMPORTS!

It is come to our attention that Unsettled imPorts have been allowed to skirt our regulations regarding what benefits are and aren't received up to this month, which is a dire oversight on the part of your liaisons and supervisors. Upon discovering that the budget for imPort benefits received far exceeded the amount needed for the current amount of Registered imPorts we have on file, further investigation showed that many similar oversights have been provided for non-Registered imPorts off the books that have not been sanctioned by those of us outside of Cape Canaveral.

We are getting to the bottom of this and are making cuts in the budget where they should have been already: Non-Registered imPorts were never meant to be receiving these benefits for as long as they have been. Furthermore, upon questioning your current imPort Affairs Liaison, Captain Parc Holiday, he could not account for every inconsistency we've since discovered and showed some alarming signs of blunted affect and apparent memory gaps; those inconsistencies he claimed he could recall he admitted to committing.

Make no mistake, we in the Federal Government sympathize with the imPort plight, but we cannot afford to let free resources be given out illegally; Captain Holiday does not have the authority to make such decisions. Effective immediately he has been removed from his position as ImPort/Government Affairs Liaison and has been moved into a maximum security psychiatric facility to further study his symptoms. Until we can locate a suitable replacement or Captain Holiday proves himself truly fit to resume his duties, we are promoting Lieutenant Ananke to Captain so she can operate in his stead and will be keeping an eye on the situation as well as her performance to determine what other changes may prove necessary.

- L. Chases
Secretary of Defense

Comments

AUDIO.

[selfimage]

[ he'd say something about convenience but-- ]

Dun dun dun, who's bringing the popcorn and who's bringing the revolution?

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[selfequipped]

You're not allowed to eat popcorn through this, Loki.

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[selfimage]

And who do you think is bringing the revolution?

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[selfequipped]

Given past performances ...

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[selfimage]

Quiet your concerns, Kate Bishop. I am perfectly capable.

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[selfequipped]

[This face, Loki.]

voice.

[xpostate]

No.

voice.

[selfimage]

Hello, David. Bringing the popcorn, I take it.

voice.

[xpostate]

Since we aren't having a revolution, popcorn's going to be the way to go.

voice.

[selfimage]

We'll leave it as "mounting tension" and I'll save the party poppers.

audio

[thebestseller]

I'm fresh out of revolutions, but I just stocked up on popcorn.

audio

[selfimage]

Well, luckily I came equipped with one of the two.

audio

[thebestseller]

More popcorn or are you the lucky standard-bearer of the revolution?

audio

[selfimage]

A little more of column B. It's one of the things I do.

audio

[thebestseller]

Sounds like a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

[debauchewy]

I'd surely bring the popcorn if I could.

[selfimage]

I take it you're fresh out.

[debauchewy]

What I'd do to be 'fresh out' right now. But no, your right, I don't get much in the ways of 'popcorn' where I am.

[selfimage]

Now color me curious. Where are you that popcorn is a luxury?

[debauchewy]

You like games, hm? I'll give you three guesses and one hint. [Though he's sure he won't even need the hint.]

[altercate]

Really?

[ not that derek's opposed to a revolution, but. ]

[selfimage]

Hop on board the rebellion train, Derek. Choo choo!

[altercate]

No.

[ you are so embarrassing!! ]

[selfimage]

Not into it?

[ someone lives to serve. ]

[altercate]

Do I sound like I am?