heartboxer: (amestris next top model)
Alex Louis Armstrong ([personal profile] heartboxer) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-10-25 01:07 pm

2 ☁ Turtleneck of the woods [video]

[ Unlike most interactions with Armstrong, the characteristic loud, friendly smile that he usually portrays on his face is replaced with a more serious and grave look. His shirt is, like most occasions, turned off as his eyebrowless face squints and glares at the feed with alternating forms of intensity.

He's trying to set a mood. Emphasis on trying. The alternations of intensity underneath his brow look inconsistent at best and like he accidentally squirted lemonade in his eyes at worst. ]


It appears now that, for some time, justice has taken a more passive role in both the eyes of the U.S. government and imPorts. Political reasons aside, there is no justification to injure civilians on the behalf of a government that is now cutting our funding. We remain each other's valuable resources for both fighting injustice from wherever it may be. We cannot remain reliant on a system that has no intention on looking out for us.

[ A close observer will notice that wherever Armstrong is right now, it's really cold. His breath is visible, creating tiny clouds of vapor as he shivers from time to time. ]

I expect all who take the term Hero to stand against injustice and perform true heroic values! [ His voice booms before a smile slowly erupts on his face. The more familiar side of Armstrong takes over. Good cop, bad cop. ]

Now, for the real reason I'm talking on here...! I wish to ask, does anyone have abilities that change seasonally? [ He remains still and focused. ] It appears that, for summer, I was given the talent of producing Hawaiian shirts by thought but now that it is fall....

[ He starts to triumphantly flex before a bright light envelops his torso. It fades to reveal an American Flag turtleneck. ]

It appears Heropa wants me prepared for the seasons, as now I can make turtlenecks! Would anyone want one?
gonstop: (what's a hooters)

voice

[personal profile] gonstop 2014-10-25 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he doesn't really feel like commenting on all the political stuff going around, but turtlenecks? Turtlenecks.

Tentatively:]
Are they free?
gonfreaky: (i saw mommy kissing santa claus)

[personal profile] gonfreaky 2014-10-25 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get one for my friend?
hands4healing: (Default)

[private, audio]

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-26 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Urgent voice.]

Major Armstrong, did you know that Mr. Kimblee is here in this world?

[...oops.]

And, uh, that's nice about your sweaters. Hi. It's Winry.

[Nope, not harried at all.]

[personal profile] braided_icarus 2014-10-26 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
We're probably going to need the shirts soon enough with the weather getting cooler.

[Not specifiying the whole Alaska thing but others have probably figured anyway that he's being dragged along with the Major General and the rest.]

[Privated]

We are making sure someone is keeping an eye on Crimson though, right? He's not exactly one I'd consider having 'heroic values' as you put it.
nadezda: (& / think)

[personal profile] nadezda 2014-10-26 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ OH GOD THAT TURTLENECK NO. ]

What alternative would you suggest?
ktfod: (draw)

video/

[personal profile] ktfod 2014-10-26 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not even going to touch what's said first. A lot is going on and those helping out should know all this already. This political business really needs to be approached delicately and by people who know what they're doing. He's smart, hell, he knows he is, but all this isn't his fight. He'll defend any he can though, and he knows he doesn't need to say so. Whatever he needs to do, it'll be done when it needs to be. He can't just run ahead anymore...]

[So that aside-]


Turtlenecks? [Reeeelatively fashionable, a Sanada thumbs up there. He's all about looking good. So yes. Turtlenecks. No to- the flag though. Isn't that a bit too flashy?]

Actually yeah. You can make them different sizes, right? [Though if you give him one that big it just looks like a challenge...]
Edited 2014-10-26 06:41 (UTC)
extirpations: (pleased to meet you)

[video]

[personal profile] extirpations 2014-10-26 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Never let it be said Kimblee misses a chance to be a dick reconnect with an old war buddy.]

What a... unique talent Strong Arm. How very useful for you I'm sure.

[Yeah that thing is hideous and you have no taste.]

Such an inspiring speech, I'm glad to see you're not letting the recent events ruin your good spirits. Particularly as it seems no one can agree on what are considered 'heroic values' at the moment.
Edited (what is english) 2014-10-26 10:19 (UTC)
yatagarasu: (PUMPED ☄ how much energy does she have)

[video]

[personal profile] yatagarasu 2014-10-26 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, Mr. Armstrong! [Kay pumps her fist into the air.] I'll do my best to be a hero!
forsometimenow: (hee)

[voice]

[personal profile] forsometimenow 2014-10-26 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's some barely-contained giggling.]

You have the power to create clothing?
thebestseller: (made of cheese)

[video]

[personal profile] thebestseller 2014-10-26 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
How stylishly patriotic.
gonstop: (I FOUND A REAAAASON FOR MEEEEE)

voice

[personal profile] gonstop 2014-10-27 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Cool! Thanks, mister! [Sweet deal.]

I have a blue one already, so what about black? Something light and soft would be best! [Hmm, that should be good enough! Seeing as he usually wears shirts over them, he doesn't really go for patterns in these.]
hands4healing: (Don't worry me so)

[private, audio]

[personal profile] hands4healing 2014-10-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Um, yes. He's...he's...

[Kimblee. Does she really need to explain?]
Edited (wrong icon) 2014-10-27 03:12 (UTC)
nadezda: (& / planned)

[personal profile] nadezda 2014-10-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
A hunger strike? We're thinking peaceful protests here, right?

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