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[paintjobs]

I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.

[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]

I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!

There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!

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[forcowardice]

That's the exact opposite of what I said. Unless you're saying I should... gel my hair.

[paintjobs]

...You know, that isn't actually a bad idea. If this organic knows what she's talking about and manufactures more of it, come see me.

[forcowardice]

All right, fine. I guess I will.

[MAKEOVERMAKEOVERMAKEOVER]

[paintjobs]

Good. And drop off a shirt and a pair of pants that fit you before then.