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I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.

[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]

I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!

There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!

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You'd have been in the shower. I assume your hair would dry. You might comb it. It may not lay flat. Is there some disastrous possibility I'm missing?

You don't just comb hair back and call it good. Honestly, Annie, it's a wonder you've managed to survive this long.

... Do you seriously believe I do anything else?

[ combing it back and pulling it up in her bunthing. it's all annie ever does. ]

Mm. No. But you should consider it.

No need.

There's always a need for looking good.

I look fine, Knock Out.

[ said like she's sighing. ]

You'd be fine, too.

You... don't look bad. But you could look better, is my point.

I, on the other hand, know exactly how I want to look, and it requires gel.

... Thanks.

[ For the... compliment. As it were. ]

Have you tried all other gels out there?

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Of course I have, how do you think I found this one in the first place?

... World wide?

Close enough.

Meaning you stopped looking because you found one you liked.

No. [ yes. ]

It makes sense. Why keep looking if you found what works?

Well. I stopped on it for a reason, it's the best around.

Based on what you'd experienced to that point.

If you must know, I have a tiny human working on it.

Which one?

[ is it valeria ]

Oh, you know. Yellow hair, comes up to about the knee...

[ totally is ]

... Valeria?

That does sound right, yes.

[ inward shake of her head, outward... shake of her head that's unseen. ]

For what cost?

Remains to be seen.

Mm. Glad you found an answer?

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