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KNOCK OUT ([personal profile] paintjobs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-10-29 08:36 am
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I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.

[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]

I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!

There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!
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paintjobs: you can go fuck yourself. medically speaking. (h: well in my professional opinion)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Good, then you can assume it's mutual. And I don't need hair as a robot, obviously. Hair is for organics. Which is exactly when I have it.
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[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
So go back t'bein' a stupid machine. Then y'won't need the stupid gel.
paintjobs: much like gravity, or darth vader (h: my dislike for you is a tangible forc)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I do! Often. But I can't stay that way all the time.
paintjobs: but no, thank you, we'll keep the inappropriate flirtations (h: an interesting proposal)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I just can't. Don't worry about it.
glassbox: (pic#4358885)

[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
What, y'broken or somethin'?
paintjobs: but it's PAPER. what is WRONG WITH SKIN (h: wait you can actually get papercuts)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
No! I'm not broken, it's personal.
glassbox: ART BY: pinkshota @ tumblr!! (pic#6508320)

[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-30 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. Sounds like y'need an engineer more than y'need hair gel.
paintjobs: how many memes can i cram into these keywords (h: bitching intensifies)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to be a doctor, thank you, I can keep myself in perfectly good repair.
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[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-30 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hon, I would not call whatever y'got goin' on right now perfectly good repair. You're havin' a crisis over a hair product. That y'don't even really need 'cause you're a talkin' appliance.
paintjobs: but no, thank you, we'll keep the inappropriate flirtations (h: an interesting proposal)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
I need it when I'm an organic, and I'm currently an organic. Let's leave it at that.
glassbox: (pic#4358879)

[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-30 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
How about y'shave your head? Then y'won't need it.
paintjobs: but it's PAPER. what is WRONG WITH SKIN (h: wait you can actually get papercuts)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-10-30 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me? No! Tell me that wasn't a serious suggestion.
glassbox: ART BY: okelleok @ tumblr!! (pic#8460103)

[personal profile] glassbox 2014-10-31 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Y'got a lumpy head under all that hair?
paintjobs: (h: ugh.)

[personal profile] paintjobs 2014-11-12 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I -- what? No! And that's not even the point!
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