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KNOCK OUT ([personal profile] paintjobs) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-10-29 08:36 am

audio;

I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.

[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]

I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!

There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-10-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
You told Thundercracker a different tale about your allegiances than what you told me. There's a few subtle things as well. In the end, it really doesn't matter. My best friend was a Seeker and I've worked with Decepticons on and off.

[ and other things. but not going to mention blowing a few heads off or how he had locked 'em up at first. that's stuff he's actually not proud of. but over all? Bee shrugs. ]

That's a lie. I say it doesn't matter and it shouldn't, but habits? hose die hard and I can't help but be suspicious of someone that can't keep stories straight between individuals.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-10-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't think it matters. And it doesn't, to him. He's always hated both sides equally.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-10-31 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Can't say I'm surprised. I mean he called Starscream friend before the moron got himself killed the first time.
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[personal profile] taselikeabee 2014-11-01 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
There's never a good answer where a four million year long is involved.