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maskormenace2014-10-29 08:36 am
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I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.
[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]
I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!
There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!
[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]
I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!
There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!
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What's that for?
[ because as IMPORTANT as hair gel is, he can set that aside for a second. ]
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[ and other things. but not going to mention blowing a few heads off or how he had locked 'em up at first. that's stuff he's actually not proud of. but over all? Bee shrugs. ]
That's a lie. I say it doesn't matter and it shouldn't, but habits? hose die hard and I can't help but be suspicious of someone that can't keep stories straight between individuals.
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His frown darkens, though. ]
Did you happen to talk to Metalhawk about it, too?
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