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[paintjobs]

I am having a serious crisis, and I need help. Hopefully a network full of heroes can provide some kind of relief to a desperate spark in need.

[ oh, sure, he's heard of things like... explosions, death, political debates, and benefits being cut (that's super annoying, actually), but really, there's just one Most Important matter at hand: ]

I think they've stopped making my favorite kind of hair gel. I can't find it anywhere, and trust me, I've checked every store. Shouldn't there be -- I don't know, warehouses full of it somewhere out there? Isn't that how these things work? It doesn't matter -- I need more of it, pronto! Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep looking as good as I do without hair gel?!

There'll be some kind of reward in it for you if you can help me out, I'll figure that out later -- just give me a hand here, someone!

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[paintjobs]

Please, as if that would be a problem for me.

[viced]

You say that now, but you never know.

[ He's going to be praying for it tbh ]

[paintjobs]

Speak for yourself, skinjob. I could fix any unfortunates with a quick transformation.

[viced]

What, does it go away when you switch back? [ jealous!! ]

[paintjobs]

Of course it does. [ YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, SUPERIOR CYBERTRONIAN, RIGHT HERE ]

[viced]

That's bullshit! How'd you get so fucking lucky?