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maskormenace2014-03-11 01:07 am
dissemble) wrote in maskormenace2014-03-11 01:07 am
Entry tags:
- mackenzie "kenzi" malikov | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † cole sear | n/a,
- † dante | n/a,
- † emma frost | white queen,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † gabriel | trickster,
- † greed | n/a,
- † jack frost | n/a,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † kanaya maryam-lalonde | psychopomp,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † kirei kotomine | the overseer,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † light yagami | n/a,
- † lightning | the savior,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † miles edgeworth | n/a,
- † nick burkhardt | grimm,
- † peter parker | spider-man,
- † pitch black | the nightmare king,
- † violet harmon | n/a,
- † yako katsuragi | miss detective
video | content warnings for the devil being the devil
[Did you know you had a Civil War Museum, residents of Heropa? If you didn't, be sure to pay attention to what you can see in the background of this man's video. It's a wonderful museum, well organized and very educational.
The man in the video is dressed unassumingly in overalls. He's shutting a door behind him and locking it- obviously he thinks closing time is the best time to greet the rest of the network.
Well, it takes all kinds, doesn't it? His voice is calm and there's almost a neighborly tone to it.]
Hi- I'm, uh. I'm only new here so maybe there's a memo I missed or something, but I was wondering about what exactly we're supposed to be doing here. I'm a fairly simple kind of a guy- I like to call things how I see them. Call a pitchfork a pitchfork, you get the picture.
Now, I'm under the impression that I've been kidnapped and brought to Florida against my will. Not only that- but I've been branded like a piece of cattle. Yet some of you seem to be suggesting I've been done a favor of some kind.
[A pause as he locks the front doors of the museum behind him, checks they're securely shut, and moves away from the building. His tone begins shifts away from good-natured.]
That's a little rude, don't you think? Bringing us all here without any consultation and then asking us to thank them for it? That's fairly arrogant of them, right?
[Wait- was that a scream in the background?]
Now, I don't know you and you don't know me- but I'm sure there's a better way to resolve our differences than having all of us lying down in the dirt and letting them piss all over us.
[As he moves away from the building those of you who were admiring the fine architecture will notice that there are flames coming out of the windows. And yes- those are definitely screams you can hear now.
Lucifer is looking frankly into the camera once more.]
Just my take on things.
[The feed ends.
ooc: this is why you don't give lucifer a job as assistant curator at the local civil war memorial.
heroes- the poor people trapped inside the museum need your help! Lucifer won't be sticking around to deal with the fallout but please go ahead and threadjack to organise/actionspam rescues on this post!]
The man in the video is dressed unassumingly in overalls. He's shutting a door behind him and locking it- obviously he thinks closing time is the best time to greet the rest of the network.
Well, it takes all kinds, doesn't it? His voice is calm and there's almost a neighborly tone to it.]
Hi- I'm, uh. I'm only new here so maybe there's a memo I missed or something, but I was wondering about what exactly we're supposed to be doing here. I'm a fairly simple kind of a guy- I like to call things how I see them. Call a pitchfork a pitchfork, you get the picture.
Now, I'm under the impression that I've been kidnapped and brought to Florida against my will. Not only that- but I've been branded like a piece of cattle. Yet some of you seem to be suggesting I've been done a favor of some kind.
[A pause as he locks the front doors of the museum behind him, checks they're securely shut, and moves away from the building. His tone begins shifts away from good-natured.]
That's a little rude, don't you think? Bringing us all here without any consultation and then asking us to thank them for it? That's fairly arrogant of them, right?
[Wait- was that a scream in the background?]
Now, I don't know you and you don't know me- but I'm sure there's a better way to resolve our differences than having all of us lying down in the dirt and letting them piss all over us.
[As he moves away from the building those of you who were admiring the fine architecture will notice that there are flames coming out of the windows. And yes- those are definitely screams you can hear now.
Lucifer is looking frankly into the camera once more.]
Just my take on things.
[The feed ends.
ooc: this is why you don't give lucifer a job as assistant curator at the local civil war memorial.
heroes- the poor people trapped inside the museum need your help! Lucifer won't be sticking around to deal with the fallout but please go ahead and threadjack to organise/actionspam rescues on this post!]
voice;
[Despite his mocking choice of words, his voice has an edge of steel to it]
voice;
[An intriguing edge of steel.]
voice;
Wanna tell me why you felt the people in that museum had to die?
voice;
voice;
You sayin' you aren't human?
voice;
voice;
And why'd you feel those humans had to die?
voice;
voice;
voice;
voice;
[Which he means more literally than one might think]
voice;
voice;
voice;
[Substitute the word 'friend' for 'shitbag' and you'll be closer to Lucifer's current tone. Wow. Learn to ask nicely, why don't you?]
voice;
You must get a lot of shit from people, goin' around with a name like that.
voice;
voice;
voice;
[What can you do?]