dissemble: (hmmm allright)
the Morningstar ([personal profile] dissemble) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-03-11 01:07 am

video | content warnings for the devil being the devil

[Did you know you had a Civil War Museum, residents of Heropa? If you didn't, be sure to pay attention to what you can see in the background of this man's video. It's a wonderful museum, well organized and very educational.

The man in the video is dressed unassumingly in overalls. He's shutting a door behind him and locking it- obviously he thinks closing time is the best time to greet the rest of the network.
Well, it takes all kinds, doesn't it? His voice is calm and there's almost a neighborly tone to it.]


Hi- I'm, uh. I'm only new here so maybe there's a memo I missed or something, but I was wondering about what exactly we're supposed to be doing here. I'm a fairly simple kind of a guy- I like to call things how I see them. Call a pitchfork a pitchfork, you get the picture.

Now, I'm under the impression that I've been kidnapped and brought to Florida against my will. Not only that- but I've been branded like a piece of cattle. Yet some of you seem to be suggesting I've been done a favor of some kind.

[A pause as he locks the front doors of the museum behind him, checks they're securely shut, and moves away from the building. His tone begins shifts away from good-natured.]

That's a little rude, don't you think? Bringing us all here without any consultation and then asking us to thank them for it? That's fairly arrogant of them, right?

[Wait- was that a scream in the background?]

Now, I don't know you and you don't know me- but I'm sure there's a better way to resolve our differences than having all of us lying down in the dirt and letting them piss all over us.

[As he moves away from the building those of you who were admiring the fine architecture will notice that there are flames coming out of the windows. And yes- those are definitely screams you can hear now.

Lucifer is looking frankly into the camera once more.]


Just my take on things.


[The feed ends.


ooc: this is why you don't give lucifer a job as assistant curator at the local civil war memorial.

heroes- the poor people trapped inside the museum need your help! Lucifer won't be sticking around to deal with the fallout but please go ahead and threadjack to organise/actionspam rescues on this post!]
glassinine: (determination)

voice.

[personal profile] glassinine 2014-03-11 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Designate a drop-spot, and I will.
glowsferatu: smile (Default)

voice.

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2014-03-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
My focus is better directed toward what's going on inside. I'll leave it for you to decide where I would best emerge.
glassinine: (determination)

voice.

[personal profile] glassinine 2014-03-11 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not at the location.

[He rubs a hand across the bridge of his nose, then bites out:]

Talk to Yagami. He's present; he can scout something out.
glowsferatu: wait (pic#5727987)

voice. 1/2

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2014-03-11 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

[ and she disconnects. ]
glowsferatu: thought, wait (pic#5727988)

voice.

[personal profile] glowsferatu 2014-03-11 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...until the line opens again two seconds later. ]

Which one is Yagami?