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[inmyothertights]

You know what universe? Okay, I get the point. That sleep-talking tape? I'll finish it tonight, if you promise to get me back home right now. That's how you make deals, right? Oh, god, I probably owe everyone such a big apology if this isn't dimension hopping.

Man, oh, man. Please let this be dimension hopping.

I think I've pretty much hit the definition of desperate here, so if I could get some confirmation, that would be great. I got the spiel but I'm...paranoid.

For, you know.

Reasons.

[And a pause.]

Also, calling number...24....number 24?

Comments

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

As far as deals I've made with the universe it's pretty benign, don't you think?

[voice]

[glassinine]

Quite so. But private thoughts are best kept private, I think.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

I-

Private? Really?

[voice]

[glassinine]

Er - yes.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Can you define private for me?

[voice]

[glassinine]

Not spoken aloud.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Not really the definition I was going for in this scenario.

[voice]

[glassinine]

Look, simply...Things that are not our business oughtn't be shared with us.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Is it the sleep-talking or the rhetorical deal with the universe?

[Because seriously if Billy's going to make a deal with the universe it'll be....you know. For real. Blue light and stuff.]

[voice]

[glassinine]

All of it. None of that is our business.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Why does that bother you?

[Son of a therapist, not sorry]

[voice]

[glassinine]

It does not bother me. I'm simply cautioning you so that you might spare yourself further embarrassment.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

I'm not really embarrassed, though?

Are you embarrassed for me?

[voice]

[glassinine]

I - No. I do not even know you.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

So I'm not embarrassed, and you're not embarrassed so...can we say it wasn't a private thing?

[voice]

[glassinine]

Of course we can't! It was something not meant for our ears. Ergo, it was private.

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

The only one who can actually make that call is me.

[voice]

[glassinine]

Was it meant for our ears?

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Well, I knowingly put it on a public network?

[voice]

[glassinine]

...If you deliberately put it on a public network, why was it directed at the universe?

[voice]

[inmyothertights]

Are you serious? Re-examine that statement.

[voice]

[glassinine]

You know what I mean. Such appeals to luck are normally kept private.