inmyothertights: (Billy - well he's sort of my twin)
Billy Kaplan ([personal profile] inmyothertights) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-03-12 10:59 am

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You know what universe? Okay, I get the point. That sleep-talking tape? I'll finish it tonight, if you promise to get me back home right now. That's how you make deals, right? Oh, god, I probably owe everyone such a big apology if this isn't dimension hopping.

Man, oh, man. Please let this be dimension hopping.

I think I've pretty much hit the definition of desperate here, so if I could get some confirmation, that would be great. I got the spiel but I'm...paranoid.

For, you know.

Reasons.

[And a pause.]

Also, calling number...24....number 24?
selfequipped: (he spent too much on it of course)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-13 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'd prefer a more unbiased party. Which I'm sorry to say isn't you.
slightlyoffchilt: (Throwdown.)

voice;

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-13 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
How do you figure that?
selfequipped: (kate bishop really cares.)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-13 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
We're acquainted. [This isn't like your TV show, Chilton!!] And you savor the bad in people because of your past places of employment. It means that that's what you prefer to work with. You'd find me or anyone close to me boring.

[But mostly, she doesn't want Billy to think the worst of himself. Kate knows her defense is coming on a bit strong, but the last thing he needs is that.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Defiant.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-13 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
I find you interesting. [Yes, his TV show, I'll savor that.] I've always found you interesting.

[But maybe in the same way that he finds Alana Bloom interesting, even if she ruins all his schemes like a one woman Scooby Doo crew.]
selfequipped: (your life is a WRECK)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-13 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the first word you're taught to avoid in high school essays?

[Getting around the point that she's not sure she wants to be found interesting.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Sarcasm.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-13 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
We're adults now, aren't we?

[Somewhat mockingly delivered, given their dual conversation and that resounding topic.]
selfequipped: (you used to be a redhead?)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-13 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Not with that attitude.

[Back to being unimpressed.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Foist.)

voice;

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Really, I'm shocked you weren't assigned to official law enforcement of some kind.

[Like the FUN POLICE!!]
selfequipped: (ah ... well ... let's think)

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[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure I'd be a government official if I had to determine your actual age.
slightlyoffchilt: (Thesis.)

voice;

[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you would be a capable one, at least.

[OH NO FLATTERY]
selfequipped: (casual cheerful conversations with Cs)

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[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm twenty-one and most of the professional experience on my résumé involves running around as Hawkeye.

[AKA curb the flattery Chilton.]
slightlyoffchilt: (Flabbergasted.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
There are quality skills inherent to that endeavor.

[Never!!]
selfequipped: (kate bishop really cares.)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
And some of those have led them to becoming public officials. [She can admit that much.] But all the praise is a bit much.
slightlyoffchilt: (Resigned.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think you're deserving of praise?
selfequipped: (but i look WAY BETTER smiling)

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[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I love praise. I don't like men buttering me up when they've made asses of themselves in public.
slightlyoffchilt: (Bitter.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm getting along just fine with Billy. [Beat.] I don't see you chastising Kate Kane for preemptively dissuading him from immediate access to mental health.
selfequipped: (:/)

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[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want you to help him. If he wants to seek it, I'd prefer he go somewhere else because of your tendency to do these things in public without holding yourself back. This isn't the first time you've done this. [She is everywhere, and she has a very good memory. A perfect memory. Kate referred to a chance for a reason.]

Kate and Billy were friends before. That's a point in her favor. And she wasn't interested in your little verbal competition.
slightlyoffchilt: (Apposite.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
She wasn't interested because I won. [He has to, he's compelled to say that.] And you're ignoring the outright animosity that Kate Kane maintains for me -- to discount that factor is somewhat naive.

[But nevertheless.]

Billy and I agreed that if he felt he ought to seek my help, he would. That is his decision, don't you think? Eventually we have to take a step back, and allow individuals to take their own risks.

[And there it is, the doubled conversation. Kate is his underlying focus.]
selfequipped: (coolly dumping you.)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware of her animosity. [But perhaps not for the reasons that Kate suggested.] I'll have to ask you that story tomorrow. [Because wouldn't that make pleasant dinner conversation? At least they'll be eating beef that tastes like beef.]

Right now, I wouldn't say anyone's making a decision for or against anyone else.
slightlyoffchilt: (Repine.)

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[personal profile] slightlyoffchilt 2014-03-14 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Very diplomatic of you. [It's perhaps the most neutral sentence he had uttered during this exchange, one neither praising nor disparaging.]

But yes, I do anticipate a riveting dinner, conversation and all.

[That, now, is spoken more optimistically.

AND HE HAS NO TASTING PALATE AT ALL, EVIDENTLY. What an unrefined dick he is.
]
selfequipped: (he spent too much on it of course)

voice;

[personal profile] selfequipped 2014-03-14 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Good night, Dr. Chilton.

[She's cutting this conversation, too.]