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Wally West / Kid Flash ([personal profile] runningstart) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-01-05 10:46 pm

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[In costume, ID reads 'Kid Flash.']

Show of hands, show of hands! Who around here knows who Superman is?

...I don't mean like- knows who he is, who he is, I mean knows of the superhero dude. Six foot eight, weighs a freaking ton ♫ I'm kidding, he's not six eight. He's taller.

What about Batman? Wonder Woman? Everybody knows the big three, they're like the holy trinity of punchin' dudes who deserve it. Plus I mean, Wonder Woman, am I right? I'm right. Ultimate justice in a one piece.
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-07 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
It has nothing to do with a radio! Or app.
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-07 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's an organization — [ He chokes slightly. ] Not that... that!

[ Why are the kids of today so foul?? ]
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-09 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Choking again, louder this time. ]

I do not — [ He cringes. ] Why are you saying those indecent things?!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-10 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
T-That is not true! And —

And you shouldn't be saying those things! How old are you?
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
What does my age h-have to do with anything?!

[ He's glad it's on the audio function so his red face can't be seen. ]

You s-shouldn't... shouldn't discuss private things with strangers!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-13 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you call me a punk you... brat!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-15 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Cut it out already!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
You should behave appropriately with strangers!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
And there's nothing wrong with needlepoint patterns!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-17 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a "grandma mentality"! It's just a basic household skill everyone should learn!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-21 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, it isn't! Lots of people would say the same!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-23 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can't be a grandmother if I'm a man! That makes no sense!
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[personal profile] corviform 2015-02-24 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Disconnects in a huff because YOU'RE GROSS KF!! ]