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So. Heroes, huh?

[ Dick Grayson, the communicator reads. A normal name for a normal boy. And the boy on screen is unusually young — a teenager, but slender and small for his age. His voice is high and clear; lightly amused, friendly and polite. The kind of kid who would get an A in a public speaking class and charm your grandmother without trying. ]

I’m guessing “Why me?,” “Who’s responsible for this?,” and “When can I go home?” have been covered dozens of times already, so I won’t bother.

So... who exactly are we here to help? I'm not exactly the hero type — pretty sure someone mixed up their super-paperwork — but I'll do my civic duty and help get cats out of trees or whatever, especially if it'll get me home in time for my math test. I don't think "sorry, I was kidnapped to an alternate dimension" sounds much more plausible than homework-eating dogs.

[001] VIDEO/ACTION

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Attention all imPorts, this is Ira Gamagori speaking! New arrival and recently appointed bootcamp instructor of Cape Canaveral! I require answers and attendance by those that know me and are from or know of Honnō City and it's Academy!

[The voice is LOUD and well- okay no it is really loud because it's not just coming from a man. It's coming from a giant, or steadily growing man into a giant. Anyone nearby the city they were first all dragged into can see, as if a building growing out of thin air, a figure appears. Huge, larger and larger till he's more edifice than man as he makes his announcement. He's tanned, blonde, and massive in his own right, built like a damn truck even without this size growing schtick he seems to have. Dressed in a black and gold uniform with spiked shoulder pads that he's hoping is familiar to some...]

[Seems to really mean business too. That size is for show as well as the way his voice seems to quake the damn ground. So you may hear this over the network- and then you may just hear this in general.]

I realize there is still much to be doing and I expect all of you to be keeping busy being a part of the community- whatever your priorities may be. But I need the response of anyone that falls under those categorizes to report to me HERE and NOW!

For anyone that these do not apply to- for you have I separate inquiries- If you have the time to answer them, speak now! My questions will center around this place and those that you have come from. While I intend to take my new occupation seriously, I still desire information!

[Crosses his arms, face stern, those twin peaks of blonde eyebrows not relaxing once.] -Speaking of this- Bootcamp troops! I am expecting nothing from you but your attention! You are unmolded clay 'til I have you in my presence and you will be made into perfect spectacles of soldiers! BRING YOUR PASSION AND SPIRIT YOU PIGS IN HUMAN CLOTHING! HERE OR THERE- YOU STILL ARE NOTHING WITHOUT PROPER DISCIPLINE!

[Gotta make sure those NPCs bootcamp grunts know he's on this too after all.]

[Also, he will start to shrink back again after his announcement is made.]