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[ Guess who's stopped pretending not to be a giant robot? If your guess was Thundercracker, you'd be right. So here he is, in full robot glory, sitting on the rubble of what used to be his home. His trademarked expression of disinterest is still there, however. ]

I want a dog. [ What a great way to introduce himself properly. ] I had one back home - her name was Buster - and if I'm going to be stuck here then I want another one. But I don't want one exactly like her, just so she doesn't think I'm trying to replace her when I do go back home.

[ Which he's assuming will happen at some point in time. ]

So I'm asking for breed recommendations that aren't puggles. I've watched a lot of shows on Animal Planet so I've got a good idea of what to expect. Just want to know what other people recommend.

Guess I also need to find a new home. Something far away from here where I can be alone and people won't blow up my house.

[ Thanks Starscream. ]

PRIVATE TO ANNIE:
Five new TV screens once I've got a new place. I'll send you the money and the address once I know.

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[nitidus]

Hmm. Well, I wasn't entirely sure how I was going to start this? But it seems like just getting straight to the point is the best way to do it. In all honesty, it seems a little redundant to even approach the network as a whole.

But they say anniversaries are worth celebrating, don't they? It's been two years since I first arrived in the City and seven months, I believe, since we arrived in Heropa from there. Needless to say, a lot has changed. I tried to grow my hair out for a while, for one. It didn't really work out. I suppose I could give it another shot? Maybe long hair and I are just not meant to be.

When I first arrived in the City, it was easy to get used to. There were so many of my friends from home already there (and Eridan) and now there's only three of us. Most of the friends I made while in the City have gone, too. You know, I never thought I would miss Julian or Davesprite, but here we are.

In any case, here's to another year. Oh, and according to Kanaya's maths, I'm also seventeen today. If anything, I hope I'm here another year so that I can at least celebrate in Europe next year.

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[kegflipped]

welp. guess what i never want to do again?

(if you guessed going into space on a shuttle hijacked by evil russian dudes, congratulations. you're right. good job.)

since space travel's out and regular travel was never in, i need more stuff to occupy my summer. i'm running dangerously low on fun and whimsy. i'm just fixing cars every day in between events that are apparently just going to end horribly every time.

suggestions? i'm willing to stoop to arts and crafts at this rate.

how y'all feel about paracord bracelets?