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[bloodonthestones]

[So Siegmund's been here, like, a day, right, and at first it was pretty great because it felt like a "get out of jail free" card on that whole "pick a university or waste your life" decision that was looming over him.]

[And then he realized he was being asked to make a completely different choice with the exact same weight to it on the matter of "swearing allegiance" to a foreign government's military against a trumped up threat, and, uhhh hello there deeply uncomfortable parallels to his national history]

What happens when someone doesn't enlist? Or when they do?

A real answer. I think if I ask the people who [bring? brang? bringed? fuck, he has to look that one up] brought [fuck you, English] me here, they give a fake one.

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[you_tried]

[ Hello, ImPorts! Did you miss this stupid face? ]

And Booster Gold is back! Ta-daaaa! You're welcome. It's like the universe knew I needed to work on my tan.

So, what wacky Cold War shenanigans did I miss? Communism: still a thing? Grease: accurate? Dr. Strangelove: too accurate? Anyone get their very own flying car yet? What about hoverboards? Did the Justice League show up and save everyone while I was gone? No? You don't say. In that case, poodle skirts: in or out? I'm asking for a friend.

[ Alternate universes and time travel: mostly just getting boring. Been there, done that, got the leather jacket. Eyyy. ]

Or, y'know, whatever else you think is pertinent and/or interesting information. Feel free to wow me.