You know, it just occurred to me!
I'm over six million years old.
And organics don't live very long.
And I bet the others like me aren't quite that old either. So.
That makes me the oldest living thing here! Right?
I'm your elder. Everyone's elder.
Fear me!
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I'm over six million years old.
And organics don't live very long.
And I bet the others like me aren't quite that old either. So.
That makes me the oldest living thing here! Right?
I'm your elder. Everyone's elder.
Fear me!
[This important message brought to you by old-as-fuck Tailgate.]