six wild roars ✪ video - forward dated to the 31st

[earnedmystripes]

[SO THINGS HAVE BEEN SHITTY LATELY, but today is a Very Important Day, and Kotetsu is 1000% determined to be cheerful and have fun and make sure a certain someone also has fun. And maybe also make him regret his life and choices a lil bit. Shhh. Hence, a post! Kotetsu's wearing a big ol' dopey grin as he addresses the feed, and if he looks a little tired, a little worn, well, he's ignoring the hell out of that and you should too.]

Yo! So I'm sure everyone's excited for Halloween--which, you should be, it's a badass holiday, and candy is awesome--but there's something else pretty cool goin' on today too. It's Barnaby's birthday! Barnaby Brooks Jr.

He's a boring old man who doesn't like parties, so you guys should just wish him on here instead!

--Oh, and if you'd be interested in getting him a present, he likes rabbit-themed stuff. The Bunnier the better~!

[He regrets absolutely nothing.]

007 ✷ VIDEO

[nitidus]

How many of you are also investigating the 'Hornets'? I'd like to offer my assistance. Skills include:

(1) Very snazzy super powers pertaining to luck and sometimes the future. My abilities as a Seer grant me visions to success if success is possible. It works well while investigating and when planning romantic surprises for girlfriends.
(2) Ability to confuse criminals with long winded speeches and words no longer included in the Oxford dictionary.
(3) I have a mean left hook, as infamous ImPort Karkat Vantas will attest to.

I am willing to allow my abilities to be used as far as they can be useful. The Seer ones, that is. Although, also the other two.

Additionally, this may be a good opportunity to share information, if you have it.

002 ➤ VIDEO

[sharkweak]

I get that there are bigger things going on, but I'm looking for a fork and knife I can't bite through.

[He'll lift up the evidence to the camera. It's a metal fork with the prongs neatly severed as if by, say, super strong teeth? This is the fourth he's been through this week. Really has to stop reading the network or other interesting things while he's having lunch.

Laugh it up, swim buddies (you know who you are). This is a legitimate issue at this point. He can't keep buying silverware, and with things as they are, he's not of a mind to go to the government over this. Rather have another 'Port-friend give him an alternative.

Can't even enjoy the holiday with this looming over him!]

I don't have much saved up, but if you have a solution, let's talk.