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[ghoulking]

[ Kaneki is sitting at his desk, wearing his usual harry potter glasses. ]

Nearly two years ago, an Import by the name of Kanaya came up with the idea of forming a group for nonhuman imPorts to meet. There is quite a number of us, big enough that we feel a bit lost in this human world at times, and Kanaya believed that socializing among ourselves could be benificial for us to live better since we experince this world in a much different way than most humans.

[ he knows that very well. To this day Kaneki doesn't do a lot of things he normally would do among his kind. ]

I do agree with her, and I do miss these meetings and talking to others. So I wish to bring that back. I can offer my coffee shop for us to meet, and of course offer food, drinks and snacks, even to those who have special dietary needs. [ that's what his coffee shop does, of course. He provides "exotic" foods. ] I just need to hear from you about what you think, if you have any opinion or ideas about this.

Some of you know me, those who don't: I'm Ken Kaneki, and I'm a half-ghoul. I don't consider myself human anymore, but I was born a human and turned into a ghoul by someone. I've been here for nearly four years, I run a coffee shop that focus on special diets for imPorts but also offers human japanese food, and... that's all, I think. [ he trails off, smiling a little ]

I do hope to see this moving forward once more. We used to meet once a month, but we can change that, I'd like to see who is interested in this, first.

THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2018

[maskormods]

THE MAJORITY REPORT: FEBRUARY 20TH, 2018Astounding how quickly a star can descend. And some burn down quicker than others. But maybe all along there had been warning signs. And all this in the midst of a Nonah election, to boot! Has Count Dooku, imPort pundit, now become a talking point himself? How will our candidates react? Well, at things can't get any worse.

CROSSING THE BORDERLINE
As seen in Heropa Daily, Bwitter and Instagrahm (#IkenaiBorderlove, #raiseloveawareness, #kisskissfallinlove):
ove was in the air - and in the music - this Valentine’s Day at the Heropa Love Awareness Charity Drive. imPorts Freyja Wion and Hajime Shino stole the show with their musical act, concluding with “Ikenai Borderline” and showering the audience with strong, intense feelings of admiration.

These crushes ranged from attendees attempting to marry their funnel cakes (“How on Earth could I marry something so beautiful?”), to couples displaying intense displays of affection on the impromptu dance floor.

Later that evening, Hajime and Freyja apologized to their social media followings for the commotion and atmospheric love.

“But we're trying to learn how to control it and it won't happen again, promise!” Hajime Shino promised to their followers. Freyja agreed, “We're gonna make sure we do somethin' so this never happens again during our normal shows!”

When reached for comment, the duo’s publicist, Iris West, splashed lukewarm coffee in the team’s faces.

COUNTLESS MEMORIES
As seen in heavy international coverage across all platforms, as one expects from a major national security story pertaining to a violent incident:
At least twenty people are dead after a clash between superheroes and supervillains rocked a private research facility on the outskirts of De Chima. Authorities say that several criminals affiliated with the imPort outlaw group 'Constellation' attempted to steal high-value technology from Lockhart-Overbridge-Oldman-Tiber, a major defense contractor closely affiliated with the US government. When the would-be thieves were confronted by the facility's guards and local heroes, they refused to surrender. A violent fight broke out between two heavily-armed groups of superhumans that left parts of the facility in flames and dozens of injured on both sides of the fray.

ImPort entertainer and rabble-rouser Count Dooku is in custody, arrested on the scene as the apparent mastermind of the heist, and of the Constellation itself. Government officials are appealing to the public for any further information on members of the Constellation or other renegade imPorts who might threaten national security. They have indicated they're willing to offer lightened sentences to Constellation members who turn themselves in and come forward with information on this dangerous underground network, and on the advanced technology that may still be unaccounted for after the raid. Many of the Count's accomplices, both native and imPort, have already been arrested at the scene of the crime.

Lockhart-Overbridge-Oldman-Tiber issued a press release on the situation condemning the attack, and expressing gratitude to the imPort heroes and private security guards who risked their lives to oppose what they called "a senseless act of violence carried out by a small group of criminals." The release also promised to make charitable donations to the families of employees who were harmed in the fighting.

In other news, the Counting Truths podcast has taken down its website, and cancelled all scheduled future episodes.

THE LEAKEST LINK
As read in The Nonah Post:
EXCLUSIVE! The Nonah Post has an insider leak from an unnamed source connected to the office of the US Ambassador to South Korea! This source alleges that imPorts have been employed to execute a cosmic mission that could greatly impact US relations with Soviet satellite states. Is this a burgeoning attack? A military training exercise? The source insists that at least one imPort is enlisted in the military, and more are likely to come. The Nonah Post has, since this interview, attempted to follow-up with this aforementioned source, but has been unable to make contact.

SPRING THAW
As read in The De Chima Inquisitor:
Word from the State Department has come: some intelligence sect of USSR believes that imPorts are creating what can only be described as an Illuminati class amidst American society. An exposed memo highlights diplomatic concerns that can be inferred to have been inspired by this growing conspiracy: 1) imPorts all possessed godly powers 2) imPorts rarely have connection to the Amercian people, often exhibiting disdain or even hated 3) imPorts are already forming their own secret societies.

Secretary of Defense Kirb Jackoby reassures the American people that imPorts have never, in general, given the impression of considering native life inferior or worthless, as this "diplomatic memo" might imply.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from HMM MAKES YOU PINK to FALLEN STAR OCHRE because of... Well, his name is Count Dooku.

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