THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 20TH, 2018

[maskormods]

THE MAJORITY REPORT: MARCH 20TH, 2018Got a case of deja vu?
Maybe it's not just in your head.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
As seen on TMI:
According to a recently taken online poll, 65% of all poll takers believe it is LIKELY that Bruce Wayne is Woden. 15% say UNLIKELY. 5% said that Bruce Wayne was actually an immortal born in the 1700s. 10% say Bruce Wayne is Jonathan Crane's sugar daddy. 5% say that Bruce Wayne is Just Bruce Wayne Leave Him Alone.

WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
As seen on national and international news:
5:01 AM

HIGH ALERT. Detected: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. All military units enacting code red. Repeat: incoming missile IDENTIFIED AS HOSTILE and heading towards Heropa, Florida. Civilians TAKE SHELTER. Capable and ready imPorts: on call for action! HIGH ALERT. Act of war committed against US soil! HIGH ALERT! TAKE COVER.

Stand by.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from SILVER FOX to NEVER-ENDING SCREECH OF TIMELESS YELLOW.

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003 and 004 | Posted Anonymously

[applewatcher]

[Two anonymous posts are made on the network after the first loop.]

[First:]

I have reached out to some of you. I said I would not contact you again until you made your decision, but circumstances have necessitated that I send this message. Your response is not required.

You were given a test to complete. We will accept results demonstrated during this uncertain time. However, we are limited in our ability to officiate results, due to their impermanence and our restricted travel.

So send us proof. If you require assistance in retaining anonymity, we will provide it. You will be protected. And we will welcome you.

[Second:]

Potential clients take note: the Black Sacrament will still be heard, and we will endeavor to answer them as our shared situation permits. Any contracts made during this uncertain time will be held until we can be certain local targets will remain dead, and imPorts will suffer as desired.

In the meantime, be aware: the materials you need to complete the Sacrament are more readily available now.

We will be making some of them available. We will initiate private contact if you are interested in acquiring them.

Questions, as always, are welcome. We are here to answer them.

un: Black Leader - Forward dated to 4:50 am

[flightforfreedom]

[cw: offscreen character death]

[It's 4:50 am of the Second Day, when the Network winks to life with a video feed. Interestingly, it's not of a person - instead, the feed shows the cockpit of an F-16, ice crystals forming on the cockpit windows, the blue curve of the earth, and a quickly deepening darkness of space.

The only sign of a man is a gloved pair of hands on the joystick. There's very little sound, other than the pilot breathing - for those who are used to planes, they might notice that the engines are actually off. Technically, most of it is off.

These things aren't built to leave atmosphere. And yet.]

So. [Poe's voice comes over the comm, and it's obvious he's wearing a full mask - his voice muffled and crackly as if it's coming over a microphone. That's because it is. Yay, technopathy and forcing things to work together.]

This. Probably isn't going to work. But given that I'm not going to be able to give anyone a heads up whether it does or not, a live feed is probably necessary. I've attached the sky coordinates of where the impact should hit to this file. So, look up. See if this works.

I'm going to try to hit the missile with my plane. That's basically the entirety of the plan. Got about forty seconds to impact, if I gauged the damn thing right.

Everything goes well? I blow the thing up here, no one gets hurt down there. Everything goes poorly?

You've got forty minutes to stage plan B.

My advice?

Get the hell out of Heropa.

[There's a few other things he could say, but. It wasn't like home, was it? Sure, he was going to die in a few seconds, but - He'd died the night before, too. And if this worked, he probably would wake up in a few days.

What was a little death, among the nearly immortal?

So he doesn't make any goodbyes. Instead he just takes a breath.]

Good luck.



[The missile isn't actually visible on the screen until four seconds before it hits. There's no sound at the approach, and the impact is so fast that there's only a nanosecond flash of light and terrible sound, and then static.

The feed turns off on its own.

Those who can trace the explosion will notice that the missile is still on it's way.

Or. Well.

Missiles.

Sorry, everyone. He tried.]