[There's a crackling sound to the audio as the feed starts, screen black until it becomes a blur - wind rumbling through the microphone before the image settles on a hair-raising view of the city of Maurtia Falls from up, up above. Peter gives a little kick to one of his dangling legs, not at all nervous about how precariously he may be perched on the edge of this building. In fact, when he turns the camera around, he looks completely at ease and flashes both a grin and a peace sign to the lens.]
Hey, check this out this view. I could look at it every day and never get bored. Get it? Eh? Eh? Is it too soon to be making bad jokes about a terrible situation? 'Cause that's kinda my thing. But so's trying to make bad situations better by presenting amazing solutions. Totally revolutionary ones. Hear me out.
[No, he's not going to send himself hurtling into any nukes. Or off of this building.]
If we're doomed to repeat today for all eternity, why not choose to go out with all-you-can-eat pizza? And not only that, free all-you-can-eat pizza. I deliver faster than than my boss is gonna forget he won't get paid, so order up and order big. Let Porter Pizza cater your amazing parties and hedonistic delights tonight. And every other tonight yet to come. Just, y'know? Maybe invite the delivery kid to maybe have a drink? Since all other tips are gonna be bullshit by morning.
[Peter snorts, catching his tongue between his teeth because he's taking a back seat approach to all this. There's nothing he can do at this point that will have much if any affect, and rather than let the helplessness get to him he's got to focus on something else instead. Bring a little levity to the situation.] Anyone else starting to make an end of the world playlist, or is it just me?
[He raises a brow, some music turning up in the background before he gives a little shrug to the camera.]
I want your recs.
Hey, check this out this view. I could look at it every day and never get bored. Get it? Eh? Eh? Is it too soon to be making bad jokes about a terrible situation? 'Cause that's kinda my thing. But so's trying to make bad situations better by presenting amazing solutions. Totally revolutionary ones. Hear me out.
[No, he's not going to send himself hurtling into any nukes. Or off of this building.]
If we're doomed to repeat today for all eternity, why not choose to go out with all-you-can-eat pizza? And not only that, free all-you-can-eat pizza. I deliver faster than than my boss is gonna forget he won't get paid, so order up and order big. Let Porter Pizza cater your amazing parties and hedonistic delights tonight. And every other tonight yet to come. Just, y'know? Maybe invite the delivery kid to maybe have a drink? Since all other tips are gonna be bullshit by morning.
[Peter snorts, catching his tongue between his teeth because he's taking a back seat approach to all this. There's nothing he can do at this point that will have much if any affect, and rather than let the helplessness get to him he's got to focus on something else instead. Bring a little levity to the situation.] Anyone else starting to make an end of the world playlist, or is it just me?
[He raises a brow, some music turning up in the background before he gives a little shrug to the camera.]
I want your recs.