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[goldtoxicity]

Sooooo...

Here's a question. What's the weirdest thing one of your fans has ever done? Or, like, the weirdest piece of content you've ever found?

Because I just found there are bwitter accounts dedicated to trying to prove I'm not actually dating my girlfriend? I thought it was a joke but they're in like, a flame war with someone whose really into it... Like, I know I shouldn't be reading it, but I just can't look away.

[ oh, right, wait, also need to be responsible. ]

Oh, right, almost forgot. Hi, I'm Josh Foley. I work at De Chima General. If you've got weird medical needs or something you need fixed, I'm your dude.

[ Video ]

[rimuru]

[ Video starts with a blob. There is a blue blob in front of the communicator. And after a couple of seconds, the blob squirms and a voice is heard ] Oh! This is on! That was easier than I expected. [ yes, the blob is talking ] Hello, I'm Rimuru Tempest: a slime! [ the blue slime hops once, swaying from side to side for a moment before he continues, excitedly ] Don't worry, I'm not a bad sliiiiime!!! [ well. Maybe people in this world know Dragon Quest, maybe they don't. This place reminds him of his own Earth a lot, with some crucial differences like Superheroes, but if he is lucky, there will be others from the same place as him.

In any case, slime introductions were made, and suddenly the ball bounces and suddenly reshapes itself into a boy (girl? Who knows.) and Rimuru finally stands in his human form, hands on his hips. He sees no need to continue playing super-cute, so he calms down, but he is smiling ] I think you'll appreciate it a lot more if I look like this.

It's not the first time I was pulled into a new place, though it's still weird. I kept some of my powers, but not all. [ he looks down at his hands and then crosses his arms, with a thoughtful expression on his face ] I'm missing my Unique Skill. It's a bit lonely. Will I be able to get her back? Can I level up in this place? [ level up... well, sure, he will use that expression, it's easier. ]

In any case, this seems like a really interesting place. I hope we can be friends. [ and he smiles wide again before he cuts off the feed ]

[voice]

[mayormacfuckyou]

[MacCready spent his entire life not having any contact with the outside world. Or rather, not having much contact with the outside world, so he's not used to being able to just...communicate this easily. Sounds great and convenient and all, except the ease of it just makes him uneasy. You could say he actually misses being isolated from the rest of the world. Quite frankly, the rest of the world sucks.

But he ain't the mayor anymore. Well, he is, but he's not anywhere near his town to be a mayor. Besides, even if it was far sooner than he anticipated, he always knew there had to be a day when he would leave Little Lamplight and make a life for himself. Granted, he plans to get the fuck back, but right now that ain't a possibility. He has to get his shit together.

Tell you one thing; shit like this is making him consider getting his affairs in order as soon as he gets back home. He's not going to be twelve forever.]

So, there's always one poor bastard stuck at the head of a group, right? Be honest. Which one of you is it?

[It would be good information to know. There's always someone unofficially in charge, or they act like it. To him, it's just common sense and an easy question to answer. The way someone answers will tell him plenty anyway.]

More importantly, what's a guy gotta do to get some explosives around here?

[This is also a totally normal and perfectly reasonable question to him okay.]