1st Illusion ♣ Voice

[tuxedo_magician]

Who exactly is responsible for deciding jobs around here?

Because seriously, what about 'aspiring magician' says 'part time tailor'?

I've never sewed in my life.

[There's a slight pout in his voice.

Lies. But no one needs to know that.]

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[voice]

[eastdetective]

A magician? Ne, are you any good?

[voice]

[tuxedo_magician]

[ .....

Oh. He knows that voice.

He so knows that voice.

It haunts his dreams. With soccer balls.]

I try to be!

Re: [voice]

[eastdetective]

[Conan had not made any connections yet. Even someone who had trained his ears as much as he had couldn't connect a few spoken sentences with a voice he had only ever heard while disguised.]

Oh? What kinds of tricks can you do?

voice;

[girlwithout]

I sell fantasy swords. It has nothing to do with anything I've ever done, but it's kinda cool. At least they look neat.

voice;

[tuxedo_magician]

But see, that sounds cool.

Tailor just sounds boring.

voice;

[girlwithout]

At least sewing's a pretty useful skill to learn?

[hands4healing]

I worked on cars for my first job here. You'll do all right.

[tuxedo_magician]

Actually, that would be kind of cool. My dad left behind this really neat car and I never had the skill to tinker with it to see if she runs.

[hands4healing]

It probably didn't come here with you, either. [Disappointed, yes.]

permatext

[deadtective]

You could make the rips disappear?

[Hazel knows that this is a terrible joke, but the opportunity to make horrible commentary is one she can only very rarely resist. after all, sometimes people believe her when she writes shit over text. it's a little frightening.]

permatext

[tuxedo_magician]

By waving my magic needle?

[deadtective]

But only if you say the magic words. Obviously.

voice;

[5055034455]

Think of it this way: You'll be able to sew your own costumes in the future. Cutting costs is always important.

voice;

[tuxedo_magician]

True.

And then I'll have more money to put into my equipment.

voice; wow sorry i fell off the face of the earth there

[5055034455]

There you go! Even better. Anyway, I'm sure there are plenty of people here who could help you out. I know a young lady named Kanaya has a similar job.

[If he's remembering correctly.

Also she's not quite a lady, but.]

[voice]

[yatagarasu]

If you can pull handkerchiefs out of your sleeve, a needle and thread would be a piece of cake, right? Maybe that's why!

[voice]

[tuxedo_magician]

I can do more than that.

That's just for amateurs.

voice;

[onhold]

I'm a singer who's working as a furniture tester.

I think they draw them out of a hat.

Re: voice;

[tuxedo_magician]

Furniture tester?

How does that even work? Do you get to sit in a chair all day and tell them if it's comfortable or not?

[ Because honestly? That sounds kind of boring to him. ]

audio

[corviform]

They do tend to be off the mark often...

audio

[tuxedo_magician]

I'm just trying to figure out what criteria they use.

video;

[glampop]

Sometimes the jobs they choose-- even if they seem foolish at the start-- turn out all right. It's hard to fully know your own talents.

[this is the guy who whined about being a vintage model for nearly five weeks straight.]

voice

[tuxedo_magician]

I guess.

If anything, I could always use it to learn some new skills and then find a better job or something.

VOICE.

[indenture]

The same people who are responsible for everything else here -- who do you think?

VOICE.

[tuxedo_magician]

[Well. Isn't this person just a ray of sunshine.]

Well, clearly they need better training then.