flightsuit: (ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴜ sᴀʏ ʙʀᴀʜ)
нιccυp нorreɴdoυѕ нαddocĸ ☁ ιιι ([personal profile] flightsuit) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-01-20 10:21 am

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[He's in a bit of a hurry so he'll make this quick:]

When someone drinks too much, what do people do to help them feel better? What's the cure? Sometimes, we'd cook this fish back home that helped out or our elder back home used to do a bunch of mixing with herbs and stuff, but I doubt that's the case here.

Also, this isn't as important, but. What's a Catty Purry?


[He means 'Katy Perry', but close enough.]
verification: (new money suit & tie)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
drunk-me should be in the recordbooks, she's on the ball.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Earthling in the city.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'll tell drunk Verity of her placement the next time I see her.
verification: (come and get your love)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
sorry for texting you about the cat. :/

[ Or the stuff before the cat, but he should know what she means. ]
selfimage: — ᴡᴀʟᴛᴀ — (Sue (or season of a crime).)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
That was the highlight of my evening. You can't take that away from me.
verification: (and your heart baby)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
:)

he sleeps on my bed and then leaves, he won't even cuddle. my bed is a nightly cat heist.
selfimage: — ᴍᴄᴋᴇʟᴠɪᴇ — (Real cool world.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're ever in need of a cat sitter, then please, I recommend Kate Bishop.
verification: (new money suit & tie)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
he's not even mine, i claim no ownership! it's an alleycat ... thing, it just wanders in.

i can't throw out a hungry animal. :( even if it scratches me.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Five years.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
You've named him and fed him, he's never going to leave.
verification: (can tell from your eyes)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
it's not like he pays attention to me as more than a physical object that conveniently moves the chicken closer to him. i could be a pulley.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (The stars (are out tonight).)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
And alas, one that doesn't know how to hunt. He most likely crawled in the window for some puking entertainment.
verification: (can read you like a magazine)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
i am a LADY. i puke when no one is around to see.
selfimage: — ɢᴀʀʙᴇᴛᴛ — (Dumpster laughs.)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Shall I hold your hair or your purse?

[ like he specifically doesn't count in this "no one" biz. ]
verification: (if the high was worth the pain)

[personal profile] verification 2015-01-21 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's trash and spoils him by not arguing, shaking her head at that text. ]

my glorious mane, of course.
selfimage: — ᴘɪᴄʜᴇʟʟɪ — (Default)

[personal profile] selfimage 2015-01-21 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Look how humble she is.
selfequipped: (protect him from gillen at all costs!)

[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-01-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
This is not humility.