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[hackitude]

Hey all. Quick PSA:

Over at StarkTech there's a team of us that are working on a solution to some of the weird ~memory shenanigans~ that you might have seen around lately. We're no closer to a cure, but I'm pretty sure we HAVE now successfully got a working prototype for a "vaccine" of sorts. Basically we've figured out how to upgrade the imPort nanites to protect anyone else from getting false memories implanted in their head and believing that they're real.

If you want to swing by StarkTech any time this week, we'll be happy to fix you up. Free lollipop for people who come in, and it doesn't take any time at all. You can pop in over a lunch break.

The project's being headed by Jemma Simmons, Hiro Hamada, and me-- hi, I'm Skye, if we haven't met before. We'll be rotating different shifts, so you might not see all of us, but one of us will be around.

[Kick off for the memory sharing plot! Again, you don't have to have commented to this post to participate. Feel free to assume your character went in and saw one of them, or if you aren't comfortable handwaving having met one of them off screen, you can always say a random faceless lab-tech saw to you instead! Feel free to comment in here if you feel your character would though, or if they have questions, and network threads can always transition to action threads if you feel like playing it out. Skye, Hiro and Jemma will be out and about in places. Peace out!]

Comments

[hoboagogo]

sounds awesome
last thing i want is to wake up thinking in a grizzly bear or whatever
also why lollipops?

[hackitude]

Who doesn't like lollipops?

[hoboagogo]

i mean theyre okay
but why offer them?

[hackitude]

It was Hiro's idea.

[microbrobotics]

what if that's what we want though

i'd be pretty entertained watching you grizzly bear around the house

[hoboagogo]

if you screw up my nanites and make me think im a bear im going to maul your face
fair warning

[microbrobotics]

hahahha

seriously though come in so i can stab you with a needle

[hoboagogo]

this is shitty bedside manner
but i dont wanna end up like aki so fine

[microbrobotics]

wait what aki got hit??

[hoboagogo]

yeah he's not been too intense about it weirdly
but he thinks he's the president
i mostly try to keep him occupied with the news and shit
dont get close or you might be his secretary of defense or something

[microbrobotics]

if i do i'm suggesting giant robot armies, fair warning.

[hoboagogo]

just remember that you gotta live with it even after you've had your fun

[microbrobotics]

wooorth it

[hoboagogo]

you know for being a twerp youre a pretty big dick

[As though shinjiro wouldn't/hasn't done the exact same thing to someone with fake memories. /HYPOCRITE LYFE.]

[microbrobotics]

awww come on. id expect anyone to do the same for me.

[hoboagogo]

giant robots are already your thing
it wouldn't change anything
this would be like us convincing you to train for a triathlon

[microbrobotics]

....... urgh. aki would, wouldn't he.

[hoboagogo]

then you wake up a week later aching all over and signed up for three marathons

[microbrobotics]

i take it back. no giant robot defense program.

[hoboagogo]

in exchange, if you get mind-wiped, I'll keep you safe from distance running

[microbrobotics]

deal.

maybe he should come in so we can take a look at him though. we're trying to find a cure too.

[hoboagogo]

i'll see what i can do
but no promises

[microbrobotics]

thanks. that's all i can ask for.