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[hackitude]

Hey all. Quick PSA:

Over at StarkTech there's a team of us that are working on a solution to some of the weird ~memory shenanigans~ that you might have seen around lately. We're no closer to a cure, but I'm pretty sure we HAVE now successfully got a working prototype for a "vaccine" of sorts. Basically we've figured out how to upgrade the imPort nanites to protect anyone else from getting false memories implanted in their head and believing that they're real.

If you want to swing by StarkTech any time this week, we'll be happy to fix you up. Free lollipop for people who come in, and it doesn't take any time at all. You can pop in over a lunch break.

The project's being headed by Jemma Simmons, Hiro Hamada, and me-- hi, I'm Skye, if we haven't met before. We'll be rotating different shifts, so you might not see all of us, but one of us will be around.

[Kick off for the memory sharing plot! Again, you don't have to have commented to this post to participate. Feel free to assume your character went in and saw one of them, or if you aren't comfortable handwaving having met one of them off screen, you can always say a random faceless lab-tech saw to you instead! Feel free to comment in here if you feel your character would though, or if they have questions, and network threads can always transition to action threads if you feel like playing it out. Skye, Hiro and Jemma will be out and about in places. Peace out!]

Comments

[humanistic]

See, now, that's an excellent use of scientific resources and funding. I mean thanks for the "vaccine", but butterscotch sweets are really where it's at.

[hackitude]

We'll put it on the list. Any other requests?

[humanistic]

Yeah a new TV, a pizza, a decent lager, maybe my car from home...

[hackitude]

Can't help with any of those.

Well, except the pizza. I can cook a pretty good pizza.

[humanistic]

Like box to oven good, reheating leftovers good, or built from the crust up good

Not that I'm picky. Just asking for reference.

[hackitude]

I don't make my own base, but I can usually do the rest. The... sauce and the toppings and stuff.

[humanistic]

Hey no, don't downplay that. Go back, skip the part about not making your own base, and just say that you can do the sauce and toppings and stuff. And I'll be impressed because that's way more than I can do

[hackitude]

Yeah? They're pretty good, actually. Store-bought base and all. Maybe we can have a pizza party some time.

[humanistic]

Now there's a thought.

As long as it's just an innocent pizza party. Driving up the exchange rate wouldn't be fair. Like, one lollipop for one jab with a tiny needle, one slice of pizza for a jab with a massive needle...

[hackitude]

...

Nope. Just an innocent pizza party. No exchange rate hanky panky. Pinky swear.

[humanistic]

Is that right.

And have you ever heard of protesting too much because wow, that does not read genuine.

[hackitude]

What? You were the one who made it weird!

[humanistic]

Really because I'm pretty sure that was you.

I mean, I was joking. You gave me cause for concern.

[hackitude]

It was a weird joke! I can't be blamed for your bizarro sense of humor.

[humanistic]

You think that was bizarro humour? That was tame