the IRON BULL (
rideme) wrote in
maskormenace2015-02-10 08:34 pm
Entry tags:
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- † ana ramir | taranto,
- † charlie maxwell | n/a,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † flame princess | n/a,
- † jonathan joestar | n/a,
- † kaidan alenko | sentinel,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † ken amada | n/a,
- † legolas | thranduilion,
- † mahanon lavellan | the inquisitor,
- † melkor | n/a,
- † nikita mears | wildflower,
- † reiner braun | n/a,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † roslyn small | agent small,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † samara | the justicar,
- † thane krios | the assassin,
- † the iron bull | the iron dragon,
- † toothiana | tooth fairy
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Shit, so. Let me get this straight...
[Well, for one thing, you need to straighten out your camera there, Bull. The big Qunari is holding it upside down, affording viewers a lovely look at the underside of his scruffy chin. And a couple scars -- one that looks a little more picked at than the rest.]
[Oh, and the horns. Did we mention the horns? And the fact that, as he's walking down the street, he's a good head and shoulders taller than everyone else.]
All this... metal crap. The stuff that moves. The... thing here, in my hand. This is all normal to you guys?
I can't be the only one who doesn't know what he's doing. Please say that. It looks really bad if anyone saw--
[Like if he was being recorded.]
[He squints his one eye down at the screen. Like he's waiting for an immediate response. Then when nothing immediately pops up, he starts mashing buttons. Or trying to hang up. Those huge fingers aren't good with tiny buttons.]
-- oh come on. You're magic, aren't you? Work.
[Well, for one thing, you need to straighten out your camera there, Bull. The big Qunari is holding it upside down, affording viewers a lovely look at the underside of his scruffy chin. And a couple scars -- one that looks a little more picked at than the rest.]
[Oh, and the horns. Did we mention the horns? And the fact that, as he's walking down the street, he's a good head and shoulders taller than everyone else.]
All this... metal crap. The stuff that moves. The... thing here, in my hand. This is all normal to you guys?
I can't be the only one who doesn't know what he's doing. Please say that. It looks really bad if anyone saw--
[Like if he was being recorded.]
[He squints his one eye down at the screen. Like he's waiting for an immediate response. Then when nothing immediately pops up, he starts mashing buttons. Or trying to hang up. Those huge fingers aren't good with tiny buttons.]
-- oh come on. You're magic, aren't you? Work.

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this place is so ridiculous at times and Dorian just loves it. ]
Close, but no cigar. It's technology.
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[He laughs, apparently mollified by the notion.]
That's great. Really great. [A beat, and then:] So how does it work?
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[Bull, no.]
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Ow, hey, be gentle with me! All that poking hurts.
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[And yep. Dropping the phone like that thing is hot -- or possessed. It's probably possessed.]
I am so done with this magic crap. So done.
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What is it the Chargers say? Horns up, Bull.
[He grins, then hesitates a little.]
Well, ah. Rather-- I guess, I should probably introduce myself?
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Hey, boss! You too, huh?
[Yeah we're not going to talk about the Chargers right now, ok.]
What, you think I wouldn't recognize the guy whose ass I'm covering? ... Or the ass?
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Maker, am I glad to see you. [Never thought you'd hear him say that, did you?]
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[Why yes that is an odd... thing to say. Even if you're an all right guy, Commander.]
Aw, you miss me that much? I didn't think you were the type.
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... You don't know how phones work?
[The little kid voice sounds more curious than judgemental, at least.]
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Or yell really loud.
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are u a troll?
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Huh?
Crap. Maybe I broke it.
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It's not -- It's not magic, you're going to break it if you do that.
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It's a hunk of metal. Not much to break, if you ask me.
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But he can't help but stare for a moment because you, Iron Bull, are glorious.]
I would not consider it normal though I do not come from this world. There are still so many strange aspects to it.
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Huh, someone else yanked along for the ride, huh? Does it ever start making sense?
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You most assuredly aren't the only one who had quite a shock when they first arrived. But it's not impossible to catch up on everything, as outrageous as that may sound.
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Don't get me wrong, all the flying is awesome and all. But I've got a job to do.
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Well, the maybe-probably-hopefully-good news is, normal's a very relative term around these parts. Nice rack.
[ He makes a swoopy sort of hand gesture meant to indicate horns. ]
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[But then he just grins. All pointed canines and wicked amusement.]
Right? You'd think more people'd appreciate a good pair. But damn if they don't do more than just stare.
Like I left the tavern without pants again or something.
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What makes you think it's magic?
[ The technology in her world is way behind this, but magic is something she knows absolutely nothing about other than it exists in other worlds. A blind spot could be death for a spy. ]
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[Plus the ass. Hey, if he's here--]
What else could it be? Not a whole lot.
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How advanced is... advanced? Moving, speaking pictures is basically magic, far as I'm concerned.
Oh -- huh. [And he rotates the phone as informed.] Hey! That's better.
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[Riku's okay, because only some of it is new to him. But a lot of the people he's met haven't been so lucky.]
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I wasn't aware your kind could use magic.
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And hey, I wasn't aware you guys could see over a tall wall. But you don't see me snapping about it.
[Aw yeah that's right, elf short jokes.]
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It's not magic. It's called a phone. You have to hold it a bit further away from you so people can see your face.
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Might as well be, where I sit. Moving pictures, pretty women on every channel...
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Normal enough, yes. My name is Thane. Would you like some help with that?
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Iron Bull. I'll take what I can get.
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[ His brow furrows mildly, questioningly, but also because of this man's huge size and the horns, which become clearer to Reiner once he turns his own communicator upside down to make more sense of the recording. ]
But no, you aren't the only one. When I first got here I barely knew anything, but you learn to get used to it. [ Well... some people do. ] Hey, how tall are you?
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[At least he sounds reasonably accepting of that idea.]
Good to know it's not just me. That'd be even more embarrassing. [He pauses, thinking.] Big enough I've got to duck through most doors.
Why?
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Magic's not too big here. Mostly, we've only got whatever people bring in.
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That's not so bad.
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[ It's a scary monster thing. Always so awesome.]
Someone got the porter a valentine's day gift or something.
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Oh yeah?
[Pause.] Valentine's Day's a good thing, right?
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You're hardly the only one. Or, well - we've learned, certainly, but there's hardly any of us from dissimilar worlds who haven't got an embarrassing story involving the communicator.
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[Oh, he's grinning right back.]
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see THATS the kinda non human i was talking about
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Oh, so you've heard of me?
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This is technology, actually, but you'll figure it out. It's a difficult adjustment but it can be done.
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I can't complain.
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Hey, whatever. Not bad. He's bunked with weirder. ]
i'm so sorry charlie | action
[... not on purpose. They just tend to make doors out of more solid wood back where he comes from. Bull had fully expected it to be heavy and to put up some resistance. It doesn't. It smashes open and bounces against the wall.]
-- shit.
[Thankfully, it doesn't come off the hinges. But then, he's faced with a new challenge...]
[How the fuck to get in the doorway without bashing his horns on the frame. Charlie, then, is treated to the sight of the big Qunari shuffling awkwardly sideways into the room.]
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