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[deadtective]

We've got posts up playing icebreakers and asking for people to regale them with the exciting tales of their weekend, so I think it's safe to say that we're past the current crisis? We better be, because I'm sick of slicing my fingers up leafing through the classifieds and don't need anybody jumping on me for being flippant during a tragedy.

[so preemptively defensive, Hazel. maybe you should have had somebody proofread this before sending it out.]

I'm looking for a job. I had this whole thing typed up with my preferences and abilities, but it ended up sounding like I was looking to run bootleg liquor over the border.

Which. I mean, if there's an opening for that I'm totally down for an interview? But that's not exactly the kind of thing you advertise for.

I was a private detective back home, buuut honestly I think I broke more laws than solved actual cases. No convictions, though! Uh. The point is I have a shitty skillset and I am super desperate. If the job's not boring as hell and it can finance dozens of pre-ordered video games I'm interested.

Look, it's this or I start prying radios out of hovercars. The crime rate of Heropa is in your hands!!

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[deadtective]

Hey, I already said I've had no convictions! There's nothing to worry about...even if I do actually have to start jacking people's radios.

Never hurts to check, right? And you get a nice trip out to the west coast either way.

[notyours]

I am rolling my eyes so hard right now. Just 'cause you've never been caught doesn't mean you've never done anything wrong. That's like, basic common sense. Same as the fact that since you've said all this stuff about stealing radios on the public network, if anything like that does go missing they'll be looking at you first.

Yea no. I don't even have a fucking car yet, much less the money to get all the way out there.]

[deadtective]

They can look at me all they want, they can't do a thing unless they find a hoard of illicit radios! I know exactly what I'm doing here, don't worry.

[she doesn't. sweet baby Jesus she most certainly does not.]

It's really not that expensive if you're willing to sleep on a bus for a week. I've done it before.

[notyours]

[You just keep telling yourself that, 'kay?

Yea well, I'm not. Besides. I was the official super hero of the state of Oregon. Don't think a position like that's gonna be open with the setup you all have here.]

[deadtective]

Damn right. I'll tell anyone who'll listen.

You'd be surprised. This seems like the kind of place that wouldn't turn down a little more good press wherever they can get it.

[notyours]

[Yea. If you're willing to work for the government. I'm still not too sold on that here. I think I'll just stick with my ever-so-kindly provided job. My life's been too fucked up as is. ]