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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-11 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Reckon it might workin' fer me, if only it'weren't so obvious the broodin' an' reluctant front man weren't so broodin' an' reluctant 'bout it.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-14 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Reckon that sounds 'bout right. Alcohol is mighty fine for things like that.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-14 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sighs almost wistfully.]

Dun I know it. I miss it like a cowboy misses his poor dead horse.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-14 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
True. T'were me that abandoned liquor. [Booze didn't deserve to be so abandoned.]
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-14 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, bagropa, I keep fergettin' how that sounds to folks. Ain't nothin' serious like that, dun be feelin' all awkward like that. Though, reckon that reaction'll make ya look good on yer show.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-14 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Nooo-no no, ain't gonna happen, 'less yer plannin' on invitin' me out and forcin' a bottle down my throat. But I wouldn't do that, if'n I were you.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
How presumptuous of you, feller.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Dry half-grin.]

Lookin' fer companions already, or side characters fer yer documentary?
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Reckon we'll see then, won't we?
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fuck, that icon

[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here we go.]

The Red Plains Rider.
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lol why do you have these icons

[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Name.
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[personal profile] redplainsrider 2015-04-16 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, sir, you humans ain't seemin' capable of sayin' the whole thing, so you may call me Red.

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