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maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm
Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- †ana ramir | taranto,
- †april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- †benton fraser | n/a,
- †frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- †hank schrader | n/a,
- †james jesse | the trickster,
- †jeff winger | wingman,
- †john watson | n/a,
- †karen starr | power girl,
- †kate bishop | hawkeye,
- †kitty jones | n/a,
- †ray kowalski | n/a,
- †the red plains rider | n/a
001 | video
[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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Please. You ain't tellin' me folks watchin' folks play comm games actually passes fer entertainment 'round here.
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[ Says the walking Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue. Only with less nudity and kissing. And a hat. ]
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text; comm tag is "Tadashi"
So how often will this show be airing?
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text; comm tag is "Hiro"
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[ hard-hitting questions from this one
also she did already google it but you know conversation openers!! ]
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video.
[Though any lawyer given a TV show has been given a TV show for a reason, from what she's seen.]
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video;
[ WELL CLEARLY THIS ONE IS A CLOWN, TOO, so it fits. Good job placement. ]
Hell, guess if they need some imPorts playing celebrity, might as well be the prima donnas of the courts. Doubt they care if you ever even passed the bar.
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Intrigue and lawyers are two words that're, y'know, not supposed to go together. Even when it's a lawyer on the run.
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audio | id reads "karen starr"
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