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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
You'd probably call it aaaa conflict of interest. Thinkin' i'm gonna go with bullshit, instead.

We'll start with an easy question- what's your proof?
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ NO SHIT. He's shocked!!!! ]

I don't buy stock in the Mountie factory. You're gonna have to find your own. Might have to go on one those spirit doohickey's. In a hut.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gonna wet his pants when you heard you say Inuit instead'a Eskimo all on your own- you actually watched that?
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Uhhhh he doesn't even believe that a little bit, nope. Even if you said Inuit..... god make Ray feel all inadequate and shit. ]

Least I can say is most of 'em know how to ride on their horse the right way.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Your face is gonna be in bad taste. ]

Yeah, cause it'd be wrong. I'd quit it with the assumption makings if I was you.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
So I can't be offended for someone else now?
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-17 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
There goes all my plans to save the dolphins.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Think i'd tell you if I was?
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-18 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not gettin' defensive, jus'sayin my dolphin crusades might be personal.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-18 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahh- only on special occasions. Y'know. When they're feelin' up to it.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-18 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah, sure- but that's just what people want you to think. Not they're fault they don't people all up in their aquatic spaces all the time.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-18 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the going story on the streets.

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