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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-19 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't put it past him. But y'know, it's not all bad- he tells a mean campfire story.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-20 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey. Not like we're talking a 'campfire' [ just going to enunciate those quotation marks ] out of an oil drum in the south side. Not that Fraser'd probably pass that opportunity, either- but not the point. Doesn't sound as sad as y'might think.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-21 12:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean we got housing somewhere else? Thought I had to live next to junkies, one'a those uh- pre-requirements of being a Chicagoite. Like we're all some kinda inner-city mole people.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-25 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, cause we got superheroes or cause you're on cable?
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-29 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You're talkin about Batman, aren't you. [ Because everyone knows Batman is actually from Chicago, duh. ]

Or the, uh- Captain Kirk guy. That everyone was pissing themselves over.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-29 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't know there was a new guy, so let's go with him.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Seeing as time travel ain't exactly something they've come up with back home, that'd be a no-go.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-04-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I don't hail from the land of hair metal. Try '98.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Only when they're not drowning themselves in plaid, sure.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-02 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeaaah, dunno if i'm ever gonna be able to take you serious now. Not that you were doing such a good job of that already.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-05 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say figure it out on your own but your bullshit-ometer's already so far off the charts, not sure I wanna leave it up to you. So let's stick with most of the crap they like playing on the radio.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-05 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ LONG SUFFERING SIGH. ]

Yeaaah, I bet you could. Still wouldn't make my life any better.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-05 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Buddy, you really trying to school me on the healing power of music? Cause you know, I don't need a lesson in what a good record can do for a person. I'm just not so big on smelling teen spirit cause stale locker rooms just ain't my thing.

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