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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-07 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
New and improved technology for the same ol shitty scumbags. But hey, if you're stuffing things in one'a those pockets, you don't deserve whatever you lost.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-08 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh my god officer, really!?!!? ]

Who said I wasn't blaming the guys with the sticky fingers? Being an idiot doesn't mean you deserve to get your shit stolen, just means you're an idiot.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And thus, the shitty circle of life is completed.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
One of those, uh- [ UHHHHH..... ] back and forth relationshipy things.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Not what I was going for but sure, why not.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
There it is, the first one. [ Hooray words. ] Parasitic only goes for certain situations.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Cope don't even begin to come close to the right word.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-11 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Heeey, then we're all on the same page.
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[personal profile] cuff 2015-05-17 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaah, and then hoping someone else down the line doesn't screw it up.