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[ferrisbuellean]

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]

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[boobwindow]

Hey, I'm still deciding for myself.

[ Kind of charming, but also quite the ego. A dangerous mix. ]

[ferrisbuellean]

Can I help with that deciding? Maybe move it along a little faster?

[Charming and ego is the best mix, kthx.]

[boobwindow]

[ She lets out a laugh. ]

I'll go at my own pace, buddy.

[ferrisbuellean]

Guess I'll just have to be patient. But if you ever wanna hurry the process along, let me know. I'm sure a few drinks might help the decision.

[boobwindow]

You'll be waiting a long time.

[ She doesn't get drunk so she's a cheater!! ]

[ferrisbuellean]

I can wait a long time if it's with you.

[Assuming she's hot. plz let her be hot.]

[boobwindow]

Do you just say that to all the women?

[ferrisbuellean]

I take my chances on all of humanity from time to time. Equal opportunities kinda guy.

[boobwindow]

How sweet.

Not interested.

[ferrisbuellean]

Ouch.

But fear not, I'm not trying to creep on you. Just trying to make a few friends in this lonely place.

1/2

[boobwindow]

[ A beat. ]

2/2

[boobwindow]

Friends, huh?

I suppose I could do that.

[ferrisbuellean]

[Score.

... Friendship score.]

There now, that wasn't so hard, was it? You're friendly, I need friends: a perfect match up. Do you like shopping?

[boobwindow]

You kidding? Retail therapy is kind of a hobby.

[ferrisbuellean]

No kidding! Mine too. And I am in dire need of a new wardrobe. You'd think they'd at least port us in with some extra clothes.

[His sudden drop in clothing options has been one of his biggest woes since he got here. Especially as he's expected to be in front of cameras every day.]

You must know some of the best stores around.

[boobwindow]

You might be the first man I've ever met willing to admit to enjoying a day out shopping for something that isn't electronics or food.

[ferrisbuellean]

I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like it's emasculating to shop. Enjoying clothing isn't defined by gender, it's defined by actually giving a crap about what you look like.

[boobwindow]

Hmm... okay.

[ He's got her attention somehow. ]

Which city are you in?

[ferrisbuellean]

[There you go, he just had to find the right topic. He got there eventually.]

Nonah. I'm gonna register though, so I can start moving about.

[boobwindow]

De Chima here. Not Registered and won't be, but I've been able to get around. Nonah's a great place to shop.

[ferrisbuellean]

It is? Perfect. You think you can get down here?

[boobwindow]

That won't be any trouble.

[ When you can fly and have super speed, travel is easy peasy. ]

I am swamped for a bit, so I'll drop you a line when I'm free.

[ferrisbuellean]

No problem. I've always got time for shopping.

[boobwindow]

Alright. I'll see you around maybe.

[ferrisbuellean]

Definitely. Later.