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[ferrisbuellean]

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]

Comments

[microbrobotics]

touche mr. lawyer

bet your imagination cant speak japanese though

[ferrisbuellean]

Ok, maybe not. I can't explain the language thing but I'm not discounting the imagination theory just yet.

[microbrobotics]

didn't think so

but seriously might as well give in and get used to multiple worlds. easier that way.

[ferrisbuellean]

Last time I gave into that logic it ended up being my imagination. You can understand why I'm a little suspicious on my second time around.

[microbrobotics]

is it really that big of a recurring issue for you

[ferrisbuellean]

No?

[Yes. It's the Abed influence. He blames his friends entirely.]

This place just takes some getting used to.

[microbrobotics]

eh youll figure itout. one way or another.

[ferrisbuellean]

Yeah. Probably. Either that or be driven slowly insane.