Jeff Tobias Winger (
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001 | video
[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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Anyway, did I hear correctly or did you say you were disbarred?
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[ She's teasing... a bit! ]
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[He might also be teasing. A bit. But also, seriously, he has no credentials here at all.]
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Some are just unlucky, though.
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How lucky did you get with work?
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[ He sounds cocky. ]
I got demoted actually, but I admit it wasn't a bad start. Now I'm doing what I want to.
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So what exactly was it you got demoted from and to?
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[ She might whine a lot about paperwork and other menial tasks, but don't be fooled. ]
Think you'll enjoy the TV gig?
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Not sure. Early days. On the one hand it caters to my ego and makes me feel popular and wanted, on the other hand I want to punch literally every camera guy in the face.
[There, have some vague honesty.]
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[ That is a polarizing answer. ]
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For shooting people in public. [Cringing at his own pun.]
But no. Lack of privacy mostly.
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And there was one ceremony where a horde of doctors were invited and tried to shame people into getting plastic surgery to promote their practices. They also were incredibly inappropriate with a lot of the women.
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