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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I assure you it all happened.

[ He scratches his chin. ] It was one of our more unusual cases, Ray and I, but hardly the least believable, come to think of it.

Has nothing ever happened to you that would be difficult to explain to other people?
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Would you care to try?
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well, is it more or less difficult to explain than multidimensional spacetime travel?
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fraser tilts his head, curiously. How is that even a question. ]

Are superpowers not cool?
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been attending community college? That must have been quite the change of pace.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fraser scratches his nose awkwardly. ] I ah--my hat gives me the power of invulnerability.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose. I also change into animals, which I find somewhat more useful.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, my work often calls for me to move swiftly and unnoticed. For the sake of surveillance, among other things. But there's an advantage to being able to change into a polar bear in a fight.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately if I spend too long in one shape I--well, I start to forget that I'm a person. And then I get well and truly stuck. I once spent an entire day as a fish swimming around in a bathtub.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's cute. A little juvenile, but then that can only be expected. [ Americans. ] Remind me to introduce you to my partner some time.
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that the wrong word?

[ It's not his native language okay. ]
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[personal profile] dogsled 2015-04-11 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Good looking...

...Does not compute...

...Mountie logic failure in progress...

Also because he does actually get it, and the question has a very personal answer that he's only just now - at this very moment - realizing might be a problem.

So he blushes, and fumbles his words, and says:
]

I suppose he is somewhat attractive, in an unconventional way.

[ Fraser that is not flattering. ]

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