Jeff Tobias Winger (
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001 | video
[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[ He scratches his chin. ] It was one of our more unusual cases, Ray and I, but hardly the least believable, come to think of it.
Has nothing ever happened to you that would be difficult to explain to other people?
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I don't think I could ever accurately explain Greendale to anyone outside of the college, so... maybe.
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More. This whole thing is simple in comparison. And way more cool. Can we just remember for a moment that people have superpowers here?
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Are superpowers not cool?
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[Because avoidance is the best way to not miss his friends, waah.]
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C'mon, spill, what'd you get?
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Heh. Bear yourself.
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Did you just call me cute?
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[ It's not his native language okay. ]
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Is your partner 'cute' too?
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...Does not compute...
...Mountie logic failure in progress...
Also because he does actually get it, and the question has a very personal answer that he's only just now - at this very moment - realizing might be a problem.
So he blushes, and fumbles his words, and says: ]
I suppose he is somewhat attractive, in an unconventional way.
[ Fraser that is not flattering. ]
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I'll be sure to tell him that if I ever meet him.
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