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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-04-23 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Archery.

Which is way more badass than you're thinking, so don't say it.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-04-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I wonder why it's been done before.

Possibly because it's useful. I'm not out here to be a hipster about being a hero.
selfequipped: (but i look WAY BETTER smiling)

[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-04-27 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you even know what damage arrows can do? Just checking. But it's definitely the latter.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-04-30 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Not always, not unless you have a specialized arrow. But most of us aren't gunning for each other, so to speak.

[Which, come to think of it, is refreshing.

What a weird thing to realize after a year.]
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-01 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on the thing of the week. But since we're here, civil liberties is a pretty big one. And for those of us who play hero, who wants to help. How we can help. Why they won't let us help.

It might be pointless, but we're here.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-02 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would be Lachesis.

If the name sounds familiar, it's because she is the Fate. She's not someone who minds measuring too many threads. Numbers aren't really a problem for her.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-04 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A Fate. Little different, but sure, you can feel free to use that in a pick up line.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Really aren't up on your Greek and or Roman mythology, are you?
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you plan on making lots of delightfully close-minded statements about our situation? Because if not, you're probably in the clear.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-08 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, rants about how the government is wronging us for keeping us here even with all evidence pointing to the contrary ... I've heard a lot of them.

Some people like to repeat them, too. It fuels them.

Mostly, it's exhausting.
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[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-09 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the government is plenty shady.

I just like complaining about the shady things they actually do. Like branding us. Or forcing us to take their dog tags and then claiming it has nothing to do with the military. Or whatever else.
selfequipped: (okay. okay let's take this slowly.)

[personal profile] selfequipped 2015-05-10 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
They're a little lazy about it, but yeah. Several steps above whatever the NSA got caught doing.

And all because they're allowed to. We're aliens, even without the ... actually wide amount of alien features.

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