Jeff Tobias Winger (
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001 | video
[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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Which is way more badass than you're thinking, so don't say it.
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Possibly because it's useful. I'm not out here to be a hipster about being a hero.
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[Which, come to think of it, is refreshing.
What a weird thing to realize after a year.]
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It might be pointless, but we're here.
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If the name sounds familiar, it's because she is the Fate. She's not someone who minds measuring too many threads. Numbers aren't really a problem for her.
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[Ain't nobody got time for studying ancient stuff.]
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Some people like to repeat them, too. It fuels them.
Mostly, it's exhausting.
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I just like complaining about the shady things they actually do. Like branding us. Or forcing us to take their dog tags and then claiming it has nothing to do with the military. Or whatever else.
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And all because they're allowed to. We're aliens, even without the ... actually wide amount of alien features.
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