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Jeff Tobias Winger ([personal profile] ferrisbuellean) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm

001 | video

[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]

Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.

Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!

Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.

[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
boobwindow: (sufficiently awkward)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-12 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll have to go back a few decades. Have you seen some of the fashion trends here?

[ Some of those blazers are downright ugly. ]
boobwindow: you're on a fucking team with him peej (> don't have fate's number)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-12 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Leather jackets are always in, at least?
boobwindow: (really likes snowglobes)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-12 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Surprisingly, yes. It also helps to know people who can sew.

Anyway, did I hear correctly or did you say you were disbarred?
boobwindow: (for half a million seriously)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-13 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Should we be concerned about a previously disbarred lawyer on a TV show?

[ She's teasing... a bit! ]
boobwindow: (anime bangs suddenly)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
It would have been nice to have those with us, but it seems like the government sometimes is willing to give us the benefit of the doubt.

Some are just unlucky, though.
boobwindow: (send me home doc)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-13 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me a TV personality isn't hard for you to pull off.

[ He sounds cocky. ]

I got demoted actually, but I admit it wasn't a bad start. Now I'm doing what I want to.
Edited 2015-04-13 04:26 (UTC)
boobwindow: (snowglobe addiction)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-14 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
I went from CEO of my own company to a software programmer. That's where I started years ago.
boobwindow: all in all a good day (only one area of the park blew up)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-16 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be doing it if I didn't.

[ She might whine a lot about paperwork and other menial tasks, but don't be fooled. ]

Think you'll enjoy the TV gig?
boobwindow: (judging you)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-16 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What have camera guys ever done to you? Bad angles?

[ That is a polarizing answer. ]
boobwindow: (doctors without boundaries)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this some kind of twenty-four hour filming production? That does sound annoying.
boobwindow: (so grey here atlee)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-17 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Noo thanks. I've had enough cameras in my face at some of the Swear-Ins.
boobwindow: (sufficiently awkward)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-17 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
The media presence at the ceremonies can be a pain in the ass, especially if they're after a juicy story.

And there was one ceremony where a horde of doctors were invited and tried to shame people into getting plastic surgery to promote their practices. They also were incredibly inappropriate with a lot of the women.
boobwindow: (remember when)

[personal profile] boobwindow 2015-04-17 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you'd want your crew filming that.

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