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maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm
ferrisbuellean) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-09 08:59 pm
Entry tags:
- hiro hamada | n/a,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † ana ramir | taranto,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † benton fraser | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hank schrader | n/a,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † kate bishop | hawkeye,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † ray kowalski | n/a,
- † the red plains rider | n/a
001 | video
[The video feed pans on to a well dressed, perfectly presented guy offering a winning smile as he sits in the booth of some fancy bar, all wood and leather, while nursing a glass of whiskey. Someone else is holding the camera and there's enough shaky cam and unfocused zooming to make the Bourne franchise jealous.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
Hey there. Do you like watching a ridiculously good looking man do law stuff? Want to watch him play some nondescript puzzle game on his phone for an entire hour? If yes, then have I got a surprise for you. If no, watch it anyway because apparently I need the ratings.
Jeff Winger here, Lawyer at Large and city hero bringing you a brand new series about me. [Another oh-so charming smile and a dramatic point to the camera.] And law!
Danger! Intrigue! Thrills! These are some things you'll probably never see in my show, but watch it anyway because hey, you might just strike it lucky. And ladies, you might just strike it lucky with me.
[Smirk smirk smirk, pause and then a glance off camera to someone, smugness replaced with a curious furrow of brows.] You guys do know I was disbarred ri-- [And the feed ends.]
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'Psychologically compelling'? That's just another word for crazy, right? I mean, she is a redhead. [Thoughtful stare at the ladies.] Probably gonna be the pick though, unless I can get more than one.
[Grin?!]
I'll see you around, Doc. I appreciate you taking the time out to come over.
[Keep 'em sweet. Never know when you might need someone for something.]