nostalgiabomb: (145)
Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-09 06:17 pm

02 ▷ video

[ The video flips on to what appears to be a music store -- various racks and displays of instruments to one side, rows and rows of CDs (who even buys CDs anymore??) to the other. On the instrument side, in front of the rows of guitars, there's a sheet of lined paper that reads "'STAIRWAY' BANNED. OTHER SONGS AT EMPLOYEE DISCRETION." And just beneath that in smaller letters, "(Seriously. Don't test me.)"

The device moves, and the camera along with it, to point down at a CD case on the counter. Specifically, this CD case. ]


Three guesses for what I found in the used CD section? And the first two don't count.

Even the dog doesn't look happy to be there, which is amazing, 'cause dogs love being everywhere.

And that poor kid. One day, her dad -- I mean, I assume it's her dad -- is gonna be like, "Hey, kiddo, did you know you were on the cover of an album?" And that girl is gonna get all pumped, thinking she's as big as the Gerber baby or something, and then nope, her dad whips this out. He'll be all grins and she'll just stare at it in horror, and it'll ruin her teenage life when her parents mention it every time her friends come over.

[ A pause as the camera shifts, showing the handsome gentleman that is Star-Lord, a.k.a., Peter Jason Quill. ]

Anyway. 'Parently I've been out of commission for a month. I hear I missed Night of the Living Dead and Smaug swoopin' down to attack the village. Don't supposed there's anything else anyone feels like sharing? Each interesting tidbit gets a kudos point, redeemable only for Star-Lord's Gratitude and, I dunno. Warm fuzzy feelings.
stealwithit: (005)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-12 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ She hums in thought, like she's actually considering it-- ]

Words to live by, I guess?

[ Ah, the great non-answer answer 2k15. ]
stealwithit: (058)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-12 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
How very kind of you, Star-Lord.

I appreciate the offer, if that matters at all?

[ Whether she'll take it at some point, who knows. But she's flattered, and probably mildly interested, at the very least. ]
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ So much explaining is needed. ]

Not anymore if that helps. To summarize a possibly long and boring conversation about this "poor unfortunate": [he sounds fairly sarcastic about the unfortunate part]

I'm from the future, about like, four hundred years aaaand the people of the twenty first century blew the world all to shit with nukes.

I think you can draw your conclusions from there. [ Lalala, so optimistic, isn't he? ]
Edited 2015-05-12 05:06 (UTC)
whitequeens: (pic#8975786)

[personal profile] whitequeens 2015-05-12 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Meet the girl in the stupidly elaborate dress with really, really long pink hair. She just seems perplexed.]

It's a... very cute dog, at least?
whitequeens: (pic#9104173)

same!

[personal profile] whitequeens 2015-05-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I... I suppose I can say it seems reflective of a certain style, but... [That is literally the kindest way she can phrase it.]
runningstart: (ww; practically anyway)

action

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-05-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[KICKS THE DOOR OPEN SECONDS LATER

door swings back too fast and smacks him in the face

he sheepishly pushes into the store, rubbing his forehead]


Am I first!? I'm totally first. I'm fast.
rideme: (most amoosing cow in the world)

[personal profile] rideme 2015-05-12 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely.

Oh, hey, see if you can't get him to come when Kasumi shows me this "mechanical bull" thing.
whitequeens: (pic#9104180)

[personal profile] whitequeens 2015-05-12 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well... saying that so plainly feels a little rude, don't you think?

[This is not saying no.]
stealwithit: (047)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
What?

[ --That actually gives her pause. ]

No, it's fine, Quill. This is going to sound lame, but honest--it's not you, it's me.

[ There's also the fact that Charlie expressed interest in him, so. ]
booyahh: (pic#8700260)

[personal profile] booyahh 2015-05-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Friends.

Vampire? Hmm not a bad choice. I knew a pretty great vampire.
whitequeens: (pic#8975786)

[personal profile] whitequeens 2015-05-12 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's true, I suppose. It's not like we're telling it to his face.

I'm sorry I can't tell you any more, I've only just arrived myself. What's a "Smaug"?
glitchinthesystem: (that doesn't sound good)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-12 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
No need to apologize unless you called the nuclear strike.

...You didn't, did you?

[Because he will punch you so hard, Quill if you are.]
liverletdie: (Okay Dugan this is pretty far)

[personal profile] liverletdie 2015-05-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I have to say, I don't really think torture was something to joke about to begin with.

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