nostalgiabomb: (145)
Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-09 06:17 pm

02 ▷ video

[ The video flips on to what appears to be a music store -- various racks and displays of instruments to one side, rows and rows of CDs (who even buys CDs anymore??) to the other. On the instrument side, in front of the rows of guitars, there's a sheet of lined paper that reads "'STAIRWAY' BANNED. OTHER SONGS AT EMPLOYEE DISCRETION." And just beneath that in smaller letters, "(Seriously. Don't test me.)"

The device moves, and the camera along with it, to point down at a CD case on the counter. Specifically, this CD case. ]


Three guesses for what I found in the used CD section? And the first two don't count.

Even the dog doesn't look happy to be there, which is amazing, 'cause dogs love being everywhere.

And that poor kid. One day, her dad -- I mean, I assume it's her dad -- is gonna be like, "Hey, kiddo, did you know you were on the cover of an album?" And that girl is gonna get all pumped, thinking she's as big as the Gerber baby or something, and then nope, her dad whips this out. He'll be all grins and she'll just stare at it in horror, and it'll ruin her teenage life when her parents mention it every time her friends come over.

[ A pause as the camera shifts, showing the handsome gentleman that is Star-Lord, a.k.a., Peter Jason Quill. ]

Anyway. 'Parently I've been out of commission for a month. I hear I missed Night of the Living Dead and Smaug swoopin' down to attack the village. Don't supposed there's anything else anyone feels like sharing? Each interesting tidbit gets a kudos point, redeemable only for Star-Lord's Gratitude and, I dunno. Warm fuzzy feelings.
animated: (005)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-13 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Was that a jab at the Killers?
andaway: (S [Nope])

[personal profile] andaway 2015-05-13 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm asking because a lot of superheroes were ported out during the spread of the virus. I thought it was mostly people from my world or worlds similar to mine, but if you were ported out as well it might be broader than I assumed.
ferrisbuellean: (84)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, can you blame him? If you were a planet wouldn't you be pretty up yourself too? I mean, shit, I'm one of seven billion people on this single planet and I'm pretty sure I'm one of the greatest. Imagine if you were the planet.
rathercommon: (reluctantly amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-05-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A laugh - ]

Are you talking as a child here, or as an adult?
stealwithit: (018)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You ever thought that might be the real reason I wear the hood? So no one can tell when I'm looking?
rathercommon: (amused)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2015-05-13 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Another laugh is her response. ]

So - does this group exist in your world? We certainly haven't got anything like them in mine.
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2015-05-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm gonna need evidence. [ Pictures, the actual ship itself. That kind of thing.

The resume of what the guy does, just makes Glitch blink, dumbfounded. ]


I just made things on an assembly line, but, that sounds cooler.
ferrisbuellean: (11)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scoff!]

Pfft, what? Self-conscious? Who's self-conscious? I'm not self-conscious. I've totally got a raging storm on my surface.

[Totally not paranoid.]
stealwithit: (Default)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-13 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... Why not both?
animated: (018)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
They are. They have kind of an interesting sound, so I thought--

[ a beat ] Thaaaaat was an age joke, wasn't it?

You should know I had very little interaction with popular culture until the tail end of the 60's.
rideme: (you've suede me back)

[personal profile] rideme 2015-05-13 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. I'd be a bit worried if they did.

Hey, thanks. Best thing I've heard about my job in a while.
whitequeens: (pic#9104168)

[personal profile] whitequeens 2015-05-13 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I will! Thank you, Star-Lord.

Um, it's been very nice meeting you!
animated: (006)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-13 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it. Mine was a sheltered childhood.
infomodder: at me. you? haha. wow. no. to the ninth circle of hell with you. fuck you. (i ain't even mad)

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-13 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You think she got that particular trait from dealing with her father for so long?

[even a year is 2 long 2 deal with riff raff, lbr]
inmyothertights: (Billy - smokey the superhero)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-05-13 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Florida.

Sorry.
booyahh: (pic#8700219)

[personal profile] booyahh 2015-05-13 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Totally better. 120% better. I...Vampire! would be insulted by your lame name choices. Chompy sounds like it'd be the name of someone's pet snapping turtle.

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