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Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-09 06:17 pm

02 ▷ video

[ The video flips on to what appears to be a music store -- various racks and displays of instruments to one side, rows and rows of CDs (who even buys CDs anymore??) to the other. On the instrument side, in front of the rows of guitars, there's a sheet of lined paper that reads "'STAIRWAY' BANNED. OTHER SONGS AT EMPLOYEE DISCRETION." And just beneath that in smaller letters, "(Seriously. Don't test me.)"

The device moves, and the camera along with it, to point down at a CD case on the counter. Specifically, this CD case. ]


Three guesses for what I found in the used CD section? And the first two don't count.

Even the dog doesn't look happy to be there, which is amazing, 'cause dogs love being everywhere.

And that poor kid. One day, her dad -- I mean, I assume it's her dad -- is gonna be like, "Hey, kiddo, did you know you were on the cover of an album?" And that girl is gonna get all pumped, thinking she's as big as the Gerber baby or something, and then nope, her dad whips this out. He'll be all grins and she'll just stare at it in horror, and it'll ruin her teenage life when her parents mention it every time her friends come over.

[ A pause as the camera shifts, showing the handsome gentleman that is Star-Lord, a.k.a., Peter Jason Quill. ]

Anyway. 'Parently I've been out of commission for a month. I hear I missed Night of the Living Dead and Smaug swoopin' down to attack the village. Don't supposed there's anything else anyone feels like sharing? Each interesting tidbit gets a kudos point, redeemable only for Star-Lord's Gratitude and, I dunno. Warm fuzzy feelings.
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-14 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Please. I'm the best at what I do, Quill. They won't even know what hit them.
runningstart: WHO DESIGNED MY JACKET (ww; WHOA SHIT)

[personal profile] runningstart 2015-05-14 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Woooo, I summon the dark lord Enidlareg to consume this curse-ed world.

Heh. I don't believe in that crHOLY HELL IT JUST BLINKED AT ME
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[personal profile] rideme 2015-05-14 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a deal to me. What's your pleasure? Longbow, crossbow, those... metal things we have here?
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[personal profile] andaway 2015-05-14 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You all got brought back, which is the weird thing. A lot of heroes went missing for exactly the duration of this mess. It's as if someone wanted all of you out for the duration of the... how did you call it? Night of the living death?

[He raises an eyebrow- now he sounds amused.] Between that and the Gester baby thing I suspect you aren't as young as you look.
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[personal profile] cleptes 2015-05-14 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Now it's her turn to be surprised. ]

Not the answer I was expecting, but I did speak to someone who claimed to be an alien a while ago.

You're not one, are you?
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[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-14 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, mother.

I don't suppose you'd take care of me like you did Traci if I got hurt, huh?
Edited 2015-05-14 22:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] earnedmystripes 2015-05-14 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles]

Well, on the bright side, next time my kid says I'm embarrassing I can just be like, "At least I'm not that embarrassing."

[......not that he. would remember. BUT WHATEVER, not thinking about that.]
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-14 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Omg wtg Jeff, now you look like a weirdo. WHAT IT PETER THINKS YOU'RE A WEIRDO NOW?!]

Me too. I figure it's always important to share workout routines, right? I even found a good gym here.
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[personal profile] booyahh 2015-05-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a terrible person! What did snapping turtles or vampires ever do to you? Did one make you faint at some point? That's why my dad hates vampires! [ Not really. ]
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[personal profile] flowerette 2015-05-14 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, Star-Lord, such a flatterer.

[ And she doesn't seem to be bothered by that in the least. Keep that charm rolling. ]

You're right, though. I haven't been here for very long. I only just arrived at the beginning of April.

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