nostalgiabomb: (145)
Peter Quill ([personal profile] nostalgiabomb) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-09 06:17 pm

02 ▷ video

[ The video flips on to what appears to be a music store -- various racks and displays of instruments to one side, rows and rows of CDs (who even buys CDs anymore??) to the other. On the instrument side, in front of the rows of guitars, there's a sheet of lined paper that reads "'STAIRWAY' BANNED. OTHER SONGS AT EMPLOYEE DISCRETION." And just beneath that in smaller letters, "(Seriously. Don't test me.)"

The device moves, and the camera along with it, to point down at a CD case on the counter. Specifically, this CD case. ]


Three guesses for what I found in the used CD section? And the first two don't count.

Even the dog doesn't look happy to be there, which is amazing, 'cause dogs love being everywhere.

And that poor kid. One day, her dad -- I mean, I assume it's her dad -- is gonna be like, "Hey, kiddo, did you know you were on the cover of an album?" And that girl is gonna get all pumped, thinking she's as big as the Gerber baby or something, and then nope, her dad whips this out. He'll be all grins and she'll just stare at it in horror, and it'll ruin her teenage life when her parents mention it every time her friends come over.

[ A pause as the camera shifts, showing the handsome gentleman that is Star-Lord, a.k.a., Peter Jason Quill. ]

Anyway. 'Parently I've been out of commission for a month. I hear I missed Night of the Living Dead and Smaug swoopin' down to attack the village. Don't supposed there's anything else anyone feels like sharing? Each interesting tidbit gets a kudos point, redeemable only for Star-Lord's Gratitude and, I dunno. Warm fuzzy feelings.
inmyothertights: (Billy - smokey the superhero)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-05-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, I swear to god, put the CD down, jesus christ, you could probably end a civilization with that thing.
animated: (030)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Where the hell do you find these things?
inmyothertights: (Billy - abuh?)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-05-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Man, you did the entire universe a favor. Good job.

But seriously, what is that thing.
stealwithit: (064)

permavid | private

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ She casually filters her response through a private channel, just since it's her and especially since she's been up to no good, lately. ]

Ow, my eyes.

[ Yup. That's the response that warrants a top secret channel. ]
inmyothertights: (Billy - cry me a river JT)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-05-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I will drink to that.

[It's horrible. Horrible.]
animated: (008)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-10 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm voting coaster.
stealwithit: (018)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I have to watch my step nowadays, alright?

But no, seriously, ow my eyes.
inmyothertights: (Billy - Kate dressed me)

[personal profile] inmyothertights 2015-05-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to say it's option b.
animated: (049)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. Burn the case. Just use the disc as a coaster.

Unless the disc has that dude on it too, in which case kill it with fire.
stealwithit: (012)

[personal profile] stealwithit 2015-05-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, that's cute, but I think my eyes would be better served looking at pictures of attractive men, probably.
infomodder: come on look at us we're like butch cassidy and the sundance kid! (we're not enemies are we)

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[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-10 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[uhm content warning for animal cruelty peter plz]

Have you listened to it or are you just judging the CD by its case?
infomodder: there’s nothing wrong with you, i’m searching for my right mind (been running from it all my lifetime)

permavid

[personal profile] infomodder 2015-05-10 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Gosh. Achievement unlocked, Will actually returns video like he knows what quid pro quo means. He's not at work right now, though, and there are no crickets happily chirping their love songs. Looks like an average kitchen.]

Have you seen AC/DC's Back in Black cover? You could be missing out on great music if you go around judging them that way.
animated: (032)

[personal profile] animated 2015-05-10 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Uh. What brought that on?

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