maskormenace | Audio, 001 [ID: Rock Light]

[Surprisingly, the first thing to notice about the audio is probably how -clear- it is. There's very little (if any) background noise, almost as if it's from someone with built-in communication. Of course, it kind of is.

The second is that is -definitely- some weird prepubescent voice.]

Haha, maybe I should have access this board... earlier. I got here, and then there was that whole big ceremony, and it just kind of slipped by me...though, to be honest, this flows more like a chatroom. Are we using some sort of ICU-variant? Do I need to ask for people's UINs?

Oh, maybe I got off to the wrong start.

Hi! I'm Rock. I'm the son of Dr. Light - well, one of them, anyway, and... well, he built me and my brother and sister and all my other brothers! I guess I'm kind of on my own right now, though. Which leads me to my first question.

How many people have experience with robots and robotics? I mean, it's okay if you don't. I was just wondering. Knowing someone to come to for the occasional repair might be handy, given my reputation back home.

Anyway! I might not necessarily have wanted to be here, but if anyone needs my help, I'll do my best!

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He's pretty great! He tries really hard but... Dr. Wily has caused him -and us - a lot of trouble.

I don't know! You seem weird about names. I'm just telling you about the people where I come from.

Yeah, well. Not everyone gets a lucky draw from the universe.

I'm not weird about names, you're the one throwing these stupid names around here, not me!!!!

I suppose asking if you want to talk about it would be considered impolite, this early, huh?

They're the names I know! Why would I lie about that? I just got here a few days ago?

There's not really anything to talk about. Some people have to slog through constant monsoons of shit and some people don't. It's pretty simple.

Well I sure don't know why you'd want to lie about that. I only just met you.

Well, that's why I'm here, I guess. Help people get through the rough parts as best I can.

Then why are you saying I'd lie about it? I have no reason to. I just want to help.

Edited 2015-05-24 02:59 (UTC)

So, what, you're Therapy Bot? That's not exactly as cute to imagine as a therapy dog, you know.

People don't 'just want to help'. And they sure as hell don't keep saying it over and over.

Technically, I'm a lab assistant. I just get forced into fighting other robots a lot. But I can adapt to help other people. It's kind of my... specialty.

I guess I can't get you to trust me right away, but I have no ill intent to speak of - there's not a faulty circuit in my system.

Ok, so you're Darwin Bot. That's a little cooler.

Ouch. Now there's a bad line if I ever heard one. You really need to work on these.

Haha, thanks. I'm glad you think so.

Sorry, Dr. Light keeps pushing 'Quip Generator' to the back end of my list of upgrades. I've been badgering him for ages about it!

Edited 2015-05-24 03:20 (UTC)

Like, you're still nowhere near as cool as Tempo, but you're not rock bottom anymore. Don't get too excited.

Dude, don't wait for someone to link you to the Knock Knock Dataebase or whatever. Go out there and grab some shit for yourself.

Psssh, I'll take it.

Trust me, I've tried. I've got goofy one-liners to spare, here.

If that's the best you can do, you need a handbook to the internet stat.

I think you might be more acquainted with it than I am. If there was a database dedicated solely to snappy dialogue, I sure didn't know of it back home.

[what's an internet, can you eat it. Can you use it when your dad isn't using the phone]

I'm a professional with the internet at this point. It was either that or slowly go insane at six in the morning.

Hopefully, being a professional at the internet is something better taught than life choice skills.

You either succeed or die trying. There's no other option.

Edited 2015-05-24 03:48 (UTC)

If nothing else, I'd like to think I'm good at not dying.

You better hope that counts for emotional deaths too.

Audio, 001 [ID: Rock Light]

i'm sure jojos will cause you more pain than mega man could cause me, just statistics talking there

nah. once i get through sdc it's all downhill from here.

but stone ocean

i'm not colin, i'll be fine

i dunno...

I'M DOING IT AFTER SDC FINISHES IT'LL BE FINE

are you trying to convince me, or yourself

look, it's set in Florida. i can always fall back on my anger in times of trouble.

florida is pretty bad, it's true.

Florida is the actual worst. it's not America's dick, it's Satan's

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