Hattori Heiji (
kendo_taisho) wrote in
maskormenace2015-05-23 09:41 pm
Third Strike - Video
[Heiji's in his room, which hardly looks like your average teenager's room. There's very little stuff in it and it's neat and organized. The biggest mess is a folder of papers on the bed behind him.
The teen himself looks a little worse for wear. There's a bandage on his cheek and the hint of bandaging wrapped around his arms under his sleeves, and he looks incredibly tired like he's been pulling constant all nighters for the past week.
He seems to be distinctly uncomfortable, but trying to hide it as he straightens the camera and addresses the community.]
Hey, anyone out there good with animals? Rescued a dog a couple weeks ago, an' they said he was gonna be fine, but I wanted t'make sure.
[There's a small crash as something off camera...peeps? Heiji looks just a little embarrassed.]
An'...I got another problem. I don't know what t'do with it!
[He moves the camera to where the lamp on his desk had been knocked over by...a chick. The size of an infant. It chirps at him again and then, oh so casually, rolls the lamp the rest of the way off the desk. There's a bit of horrified silence, and then a quiet 'help', before the video ends.]
The teen himself looks a little worse for wear. There's a bandage on his cheek and the hint of bandaging wrapped around his arms under his sleeves, and he looks incredibly tired like he's been pulling constant all nighters for the past week.
He seems to be distinctly uncomfortable, but trying to hide it as he straightens the camera and addresses the community.]
Hey, anyone out there good with animals? Rescued a dog a couple weeks ago, an' they said he was gonna be fine, but I wanted t'make sure.
[There's a small crash as something off camera...peeps? Heiji looks just a little embarrassed.]
An'...I got another problem. I don't know what t'do with it!
[He moves the camera to where the lamp on his desk had been knocked over by...a chick. The size of an infant. It chirps at him again and then, oh so casually, rolls the lamp the rest of the way off the desk. There's a bit of horrified silence, and then a quiet 'help', before the video ends.]

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Th' dog's lying at my feet. He hasn't been movin' around much. Not sure if his lungs've fully healed or not.
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the hell does it even eat??
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i've had to childproof my room. Twice.
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Yeah, you try wakin' up with a mutant chirpin' in yer face at three oclock in th' mornin!
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Got a greenhouse out've it too, though I haven't had the chance t' go check it out.
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[voice] /Kaito Kuroba
I'm not sure whether to think that's the coolest thing ever or just back away slowly.
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[No, Heiji. No one wants it. No matter how cute it seems, it is a menace to society. Why would you offer to put that on anyone else's shoulders?]
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Think it could be trained? I could always use it in one of my shows at the casino.
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What's a chocobo?
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L-let's hope it's not.
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