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✨ℜeggie "ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀꜱᴛ" ℳantle✨ ([personal profile] mantlepieces) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-05-27 10:13 pm

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[ It's dark -- mostly because it's late, but there aren't an excess of lights on, either -- though Reggie's face is faintly illuminated by the light of his communicator screen and also something off-screen that might be a TV or bedside light. Either way, he's recognizable enough, and though he's smirking faintly his expression is otherwise somewhat blank.

He's been staying out of most of the current drama as best as any survival-oriented, cowardly narcissist can, which is pretty damn well. All things considered. Basically he hasn't been leaving the house if he can avoid it, for which has his reasons.
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So, all right. Hear me out. Anyone else ever noticed how once you're here, you have to just start believin' in everything? Like that any kinda crap is possible and you just gotta get used to it... after a while you don't even have to think about it anymore. [ Which is, you know, nice. In his opinion. ] Nice thing about that is not having to worry so much about whatever happens, I think. No matter how bad things have gotten here, it's never been the end of the world.

... Well, not yet. [ And his brow crinkles at that, but only briefly. ] Kinda makes you think, huh? Like what's the best way to take advantage of being stuck in some world that actually takes okay care of us? Don't even bother arguing with me about that part, it's true and everyone oughta know it. We get a lot of free, fake time to kill being here, so I say it should be obvious: we can do whatever we can't do back where we came from. Anyway, what I actually wanna know is--

Anyone here made a bucket list yet?
deadtective: (seven.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-29 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Use it the right way, you fuck!! It doesn't need its own punctuation!
deadtective: (two.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-29 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
deadtective: (twenty-two.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-30 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's not evolution, that's strapping punctuation to a table and taking a buzzsaw to it without any anesthesia.
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-30 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
So what you're saying is I should come to your house and break the keyboard feature on your communicator. Got it.
deadtective: (thirty-three.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-07-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm perfectly calm, I have no idea what you're talking about.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Don't flatter yourself.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I understand that if you don't do it then nobody will, but it's time to let it go.
deadtective: (twenty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-06 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have no idea what that could possibly be like. Sure hit the nail on the head there.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-06 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Only as long as you deliberately ignore sarcasm, which is kind of a whole new level of pathetic on its own.
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be jealous that I'm talented enough to have multiple categories of sarcasm at my disposal.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-07 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Very convincing. Woooow.
deadtective: (twelve.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-08-07 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be really surprised about that.

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