[text] i guess there's no point in STALIN this intropost

[unpranyaunceable]

[The name attached to the post reads 'Anya B.']

I don't actually know if greeting people is a thing new people do on here, so. Hi, I'm Anya, I'm new, yadda yadda.

Quick question for you guys: do they figure out who to take from each world? Like, putting their little crosshairs over us and then plucking us out to dump us here? Because I think the military is putting a little too much effort into this with me, I'm not really into this army or "hero" stuff.

[Although she suspects that, if they do, it has less to do with her awe-inspiring skills as a high schooler, and more with her family history.]

Follow-up question: it is the year 2015, right? Did somebody forget to mention that the Cold War is over? Seriously. It's been like more than 25 years, what gives?

Comments

[unpranyaunceable]

Where does it send you?

[selfimage]

Back to your own realm, of course. Time-space stuff gets a tad complicated in terms of perception.

[unpranyaunceable]

UUUUGGGGHHHHH more time-space junk, great.

Is there ANYTHING good about getting dumped here?

[selfimage]

Everyone brought from their respective universes are all fairly attractive.

[unpranyaunceable]

[....




yeah okay she can't deny that that's a pretty unambiguously nice thing.]

Why?

[selfimage]

One of the great unknown mysteries of this world.

[unpranyaunceable]

Well. I guess the pressure's on to measure up to the attractiveness bar.

[She's joking but man. Being uncharacteristically average among a bunch of attractive imPorts would be pretty depressing.]

[selfimage]

Oh please, save your comparisons.

Just enjoy the view.

[unpranyaunceable]

Yeah, thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to ogle every imPort I see and their beautifully sculpted faces.

[selfimage]

You could try the alternative, but that's a tad bit depressing.

[unpranyaunceable]

What's the alternative? Wearing two eyepatches?

[selfimage]

Feeling sorry for yourself while surrounded in hotties.

[unpranyaunceable]

Wow, you're right. That does sound depressing.

[selfimage]

Glad we agree.