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[hostage]

[The video opens with a view like this. Jesse walks across the balcony, filming the scenery rather than himself, but he's narrating:]

Ugh, oh my goddd... Look how blue that is. Just, like, really blue. That's insane.

[He's not paying attention to where he's going, apparently, because he bumps into a table and knocks over a few empty beer bottles. It's not visible, but the sound's unmistakable, really.]

Shit - haha.

[He turns the camera around on himself, waving and smiling around a hand-rolled cigarette that's stuck between his lips. He's not wearing a shirt, so enjoy the view of his bony, blinding white chest and the horrible Chinese dragon tattoo over his heart. On the bright side, his burns from the museum fire are long gone?]

'sup, Heropa. Just wanted to let you know I'm totally not coming back. I'm staying in Miami for, like, ever. Have fun with the creeps and the psychos up there. It's been a pleasure. Except not.

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[centurybaby]

You are so fucked up right now, Pinkman.

[hostage]

Wow, I am so not. Thank you very much.

[centurybaby]

You totally are.

You also totally didn't invite me, you fucker.

video; i swear my next tag'll have way more substance

[axemeaquestion]

[Oh, damn. She never saw what happened to Miami in her world, but this is the first gorgeous, normal view Rochelle has seen in a long time that wasn't totally devastated by her world's version of zombies.

Cue the huge grin on Rochelle's face despite the still bruised-and-bandaged look that Jesse is going to see on the other end.]

Holy shit.

don't worry it's not like this post has substance

[hostage]

Holy shit, right?

[He is just as excited to see Miami. For different reasons, but whatever. He turns the camera back towards the majestic balcony view.]

Just look at that.

nah i can dig it

[axemeaquestion]

Oh, I'm looking.

[this is like
really surreal for her but she likes it]

I've never been to Miami.

[earnedmystripes]

...Oceans are...typically pretty blue, yeah.

[hostage]

Gimme a break, man. I'm from the desert. And that blue is like... Wow.

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[nestingdevil]

Miami, huh?

[It's much brighter than wherever-the-hell he is. A little gloomy and the bar behind him's a dark shade of mahogany. Lit only by a few chase lights hanging above.]

Anything interesting there, or have you just had enough of - ah. Creeps and psychos, right?

[hostage]

[He gives this guy a look, because what kind of a question is that? Is there anything interesting in Miami?]

Uh, yeah, there's lots here. Clubs, beaches, hot chicks in bikinis...

[ecphrasis]

What's so special about Miami?

[hostage]

Everything. Seriously everything. You gotta see it.

VIDEO.

[acrossyourpath]

Well, aren't you an eloquent one. You're not another one of those boys that's never seen the ocean before, are you?

[hostage]

I seen it. I been to L.A. Just... it's totally different here. Out west it's pretty rough seas, you know? But here it's just calm and beautiful. Like this bright blue glass stretching out on every side.

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[attractedtodarkness]

Having a good time?

[hostage]

Almost as much fun as L.A.

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[larker]

Sure beats where I am. Could do with a week in Miami.

[Gabriel's not even joking. Miami? He'd so be there is he wasn't around here]

I'll swap you.

[hostage]

Wow, I'm totally sold with an opener like that. Where are you, anyway?

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[selfimage]

Oh, look. I even think he's convinced!

[beneaththelakeshesleeps]

It's blue.

[hostage]

It's gorgeous.

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[selfimage]

Oh yes, I've not seen crazier, actually.

[hostage]

Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. Look at the idiot enjoying nature and shit.

[selfequipped]

I think Miami probably still has creeps, at least. We haven't left Florida yet.

[hostage]

Haaaa... Good point.